Octanite-Bot/commands/index.js

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const random = require("./random");
const insults_fun = require("./insult");
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const words_fun = require("./words");
const is = require("./is");
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const weebify = require("./weebify");
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const absurdify = require("./absurdify");
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const feedback = require("./feedback");
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const media_wiki = require("./media_wiki");
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const info = require("./info");
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module.exports = (bot, [ questions, kys, insults, commands_list, words ],
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feedback_id, axios) => {
bot.command("question", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(questions)()));
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bot.command("word", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(words)()));
bot.command("words", (ctx) => ctx.reply(words_fun(random, words)(ctx)));
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bot.telegram.getMe()
.then(bot_user => {
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const default_text = (command, text) => `Do you want to ${text} `
+ `yourself?\nIf no, reply to someone with /${command} to kill`
+ ` them or run /${command} username/name.\nYou can suggest `
+ `more /${command} replies using /feedback`;
bot.command("insult", (ctx) => ctx.reply(insults_fun(random,
insults, default_text("insult", "insult"), "Watch who you talk"
+ " to.", ["@" + bot_user.username, bot_user.firstName])(ctx)));
bot.command("kys", (ctx) => ctx.reply(insults_fun(random, kys,
default_text("kys", "kill"), "I can't be killed.",
["@" + bot_user.username, bot_user.firstName])(ctx)));
});
bot.command("commands", (ctx) => ctx.reply(commands_list.join("\n")));
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bot.command("is", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("are", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("can", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("will", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("shall", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("was", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("do", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("does", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("did", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("should", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("coin", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(["Heads", "Tails"])()));
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bot.command("help", (ctx) => ctx.reply("You can either check /commands "
+ "for a short overview or check the [Help Page]"
+ "(https://t.me/quadnite/9).", {parse_mode: "Markdown"}));
bot.command("rate", (ctx) => ctx.reply("[Vote for me on Telegram "
+ "Directory!](https://t.me/tgdrbot?start=quadnite_bot)", {parse_mode:
"Markdown"}));
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bot.command("weebify", (ctx) => ctx.reply(weebify()(ctx)));
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bot.command("absurdify", (ctx) => ctx.reply(absurdify()(ctx)));
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bot.command("feedback", (ctx) => ctx.reply(feedback(feedback_id)(ctx)));
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bot.command("wiki", (ctx) => media_wiki(axios,
"https://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php")(ctx).then(x => ctx.reply(x,
{parse_mode: "HTML"})));
bot.command("arch_wiki", (ctx) => media_wiki(axios,
"https://wiki.archlinux.org/api.php")(ctx).then(x => ctx.reply(x,
{parse_mode: "HTML"})));
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bot.command("info", (ctx) => ctx.reply(info()(ctx), {parse_mode: "Markdown"}));
};