Merge branch 'node_port' into 'master'
Node port See merge request ceda_ei/Quadnite-Bot!3
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<?php return 'xxxxxxxxxx:xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx'; ?>
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const Telegraf = require("telegraf");
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const { BOT_API_KEY, FEEDBACK_ID } = process.env;
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const fs = require("fs").promises;
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const commands = require("./commands");
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const axios = require("axios");
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const bot = new Telegraf(BOT_API_KEY);
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const data = [
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"questions",
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"kys",
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"insults",
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"commands_list",
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"words"
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].map(file =>
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fs.readFile(file + ".txt", "utf-8")
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.then(list =>
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list.split("\n")));
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Promise.all(data)
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.then(data =>
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commands(bot, data, FEEDBACK_ID, axios));
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bot.launch();
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function absurdify(text) {
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const text_array = text.split("");
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return text_array.map((character) =>
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Math.random() > 0.5 ? character.toLowerCase(): character.toUpperCase())
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.join("");
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}
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module.exports = () => (ctx) => {
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const message = ctx.message.text.replace(/^[^ ]+/, "");
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if (message) {
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return absurdify(message);
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} else {
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if (ctx.message.reply_to_message)
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return absurdify(ctx.message.reply_to_message.text);
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else
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return "Need text to absurdify. Send /absurdify text or reply to a"
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+ "message with /absurdify";
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}
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};
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module.exports = (feedback_id) => (ctx) => {
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const message = ctx.message.text.replace(/^[^ ]+/, "");
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if (message) {
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ctx.forwardMessage(feedback_id);
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return "Thanks for the feedback";
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} else {
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return "To send feedback type in /feedback followed by the feedback";
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}
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};
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const random = require("./random");
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const insults_fun = require("./insult");
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const words_fun = require("./words");
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const is = require("./is");
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const weebify = require("./weebify");
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const absurdify = require("./absurdify");
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const feedback = require("./feedback");
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const media_wiki = require("./media_wiki");
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const info = require("./info");
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module.exports = (bot, [ questions, kys, insults, commands_list, words ],
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feedback_id, axios) => {
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bot.command("question", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(questions)()));
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bot.command("word", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(words)()));
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bot.command("words", (ctx) => ctx.reply(words_fun(random, words)(ctx)));
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bot.telegram.getMe()
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.then(bot_user => {
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const default_text = (command, text) => `Do you want to ${text} `
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+ `yourself?\nIf no, reply to someone with /${command} to kill`
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+ ` them or run /${command} username/name.\nYou can suggest `
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+ `more /${command} replies using /feedback`;
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bot.command("insult", (ctx) => ctx.reply(insults_fun(random,
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insults, default_text("insult", "insult"), "Watch who you talk"
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+ " to.", ["@" + bot_user.username, bot_user.firstName])(ctx)));
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bot.command("kys", (ctx) => ctx.reply(insults_fun(random, kys,
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default_text("kys", "kill"), "I can't be killed.",
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["@" + bot_user.username, bot_user.firstName])(ctx)));
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});
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bot.command("commands", (ctx) => ctx.reply(commands_list.join("\n")));
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bot.command("is", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
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bot.command("are", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
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bot.command("can", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
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bot.command("will", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
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bot.command("shall", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
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bot.command("was", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
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bot.command("do", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
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bot.command("does", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
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bot.command("did", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
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bot.command("should", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
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bot.command("coin", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(["Heads", "Tails"])()));
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bot.command("help", (ctx) => ctx.reply("You can either check /commands "
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+ "for a short overview or check the [Help Page]"
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+ "(https://t.me/quadnite/9).", {parse_mode: "Markdown"}));
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bot.command("rate", (ctx) => ctx.reply("[Vote for me on Telegram "
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+ "Directory!](https://t.me/tgdrbot?start=quadnite_bot)", {parse_mode:
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"Markdown"}));
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bot.command("weebify", (ctx) => ctx.reply(weebify()(ctx)));
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bot.command("absurdify", (ctx) => ctx.reply(absurdify()(ctx)));
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bot.command("feedback", (ctx) => ctx.reply(feedback(feedback_id)(ctx)));
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bot.command("wiki", (ctx) => media_wiki(axios,
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"https://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php")(ctx).then(x => ctx.reply(x,
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{parse_mode: "HTML"})));
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bot.command("arch_wiki", (ctx) => media_wiki(axios,
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"https://wiki.archlinux.org/api.php")(ctx).then(x => ctx.reply(x,
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{parse_mode: "HTML"})));
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bot.command("info", (ctx) => ctx.reply(info()(ctx), {parse_mode: "Markdown"}));
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};
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module.exports = () => (ctx) => {
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let text = "";
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const msg = ctx.message;
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text += `Message ID: \`${msg.message_id}\`\n`;
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text += `Chat ID: \`${msg.chat.id}\`\n`;
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text += `User ID: \`${msg.from.id}\`\n`;
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if (msg.reply_to_message) {
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const reply = msg.reply_to_message;
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text += "\n*Reply to*\n";
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text += `Message ID: \`${reply.message_id}\`\n`;
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text += `Chat ID: \`${reply.chat.id}\`\n`;
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text += `User ID: \`${reply.from.id}\`\n`;
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if (reply.forward_from || reply.forward_from_chat) {
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const forward = reply.forward_from ? reply.forward_from
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:reply.forward_from_chat;
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text += "\n*Forward from*\n";
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if (reply.forward_from)
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text += "User ID: ";
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else
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text += "Channel ID: ";
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text += `\`${forward.id}\`\n`;
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text += "Message Date: `";
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const date = new Date(reply.forward_date);
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text += date.toUTCString();
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text += "`";
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}
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}
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return text;
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};
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module.exports = (random, kys, default_text, bot_text, excluded_names) => (ctx) => {
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if (ctx.message.reply_to_message) {
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const { from } = ctx.message.reply_to_message;
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const name = from.username ? "@" + from.username : from.firstName;
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if (name == excluded_names[0])
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return bot_text;
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return random(kys)().replace(/##name##/g, name);
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} else {
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const text_array = ctx.message.text.split(" ");
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if (text_array.length > 1) {
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const name = text_array[1];
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if (excluded_names.includes(name)
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|| excluded_names.includes("@" + name))
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return bot_text;
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return random(kys)().replace(/##name##/g, name);
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} else
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return default_text;
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}
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};
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module.exports = (random) => (ctx) =>
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{
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const text_array = ctx.message.text.split(" ");
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if (text_array.length == 1)
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return "You know, you also have to ask the question.";
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return random([["Yes", "Yep", "Yeah", "Yus", "Ja", "Ya", "Aye", "Ay", "Oui"],
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["No", "Nopes", "Nu", "Nah", "Nein", "Naw", "Nay", "Yesn't"]][Math.round(
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Math.random())])();
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};
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module.exports = (axios, url) => (ctx) => {
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const message = ctx.message.text.replace(/^[^ ]+/, "");
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if (message) {
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return axios.get(`${url}?action=opensearch&format=json&search=`
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+ `${encodeURIComponent(message)}`)
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.then((res) => {
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const names = res.data[1];
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const urls = res.data[3];
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if (names.length == 0)
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return "No results found";
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return "Results\n\n" + names.map((val, index) =>
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`<a href="${urls[index]}">${val}</a>`).join("\n");
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});
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} else
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return Promise.resolve("Missing search query.");
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};
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module.exports = (list = []) => (n = 1) =>
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Array(n)
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.fill(0)
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.map(() => list[Math.floor(Math.random() * list.length)])
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.join("\n");
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function weebify(text) {
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const dict = {
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a : "卂",
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b : "乃",
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c : "匚",
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d : "刀",
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e : "乇",
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f : "下",
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g : "厶",
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h : "卄",
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m : "从",
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r : "尺",
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u : "凵",
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w : "山",
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x : "乂",
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y : "丫",
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z : "乙"
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};
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const text_array = text.toLowerCase().split("");
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return text_array.map((character) =>
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dict[character] ? dict[character] : character)
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.join("");
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}
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module.exports = () => (ctx) => {
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const message = ctx.message.text.replace(/^[^ ]+/, "");
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if (message) {
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return weebify(message);
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} else {
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if (ctx.message.reply_to_message)
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return weebify(ctx.message.reply_to_message.text);
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else
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return "Need text to weebify. Send /weebify text or reply to a "
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+ "message with /weebify";
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}
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};
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module.exports = (random, words) => (ctx) => {
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const text_array = ctx.message.text.split(" ");
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if (text_array.length == 1) {
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return random(words)(10);
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} else {
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const input = parseInt(text_array[1]);
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if (input && input > 0)
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if (input < 50)
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return random(words)(input);
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else
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return "Too many words.";
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return "Not a valid number.";
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{
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"name": "quadnite-bot",
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"version": "1.0.0",
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"description": "A Telegram bot that makes chats in group more fun.",
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"main": "bot.js",
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"scripts": {
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"test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 1"
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},
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"repository": {
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"type": "git",
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"url": "git+ssh://git@gitlab.com/ceda_ei/Quadnite-Bot.git"
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},
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"keywords": [
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"bot",
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"telegram",
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"telegram-bot"
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],
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"author": "Ceda EI",
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"license": "GPL-3.0",
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"bugs": {
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"url": "https://gitlab.com/ceda_ei/Quadnite-Bot/issues"
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},
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"homepage": "https://gitlab.com/ceda_ei/Quadnite-Bot#readme",
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"dependencies": {
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|
||||
debug: 4.1.1
|
||||
node-fetch: 2.3.0
|
||||
sandwich-stream: 2.0.2
|
||||
telegram-typings: 3.6.1
|
||||
dev: false
|
||||
engines:
|
||||
node: '>=6.2.0'
|
||||
resolution:
|
||||
integrity: sha512-RQUnuNAEEWcLhRap81qwGUUqAy1KcvqANnA0G3pzZqFkhMe6LrTk5lVi9tdOaF0Ud/yOx5fdx0rNPYfiB27Z+w==
|
||||
/telegram-typings/3.6.1:
|
||||
dev: false
|
||||
resolution:
|
||||
integrity: sha512-njVv1EAhIZnmQVLocZEADYUyqA1WIXuVcDYlsp+mXua/XB0pxx+PKtMSPeZ/EE4wPWTw9h/hA9ASTT6yQelkiw==
|
||||
registry: 'https://registry.npmjs.org/'
|
||||
shrinkwrapMinorVersion: 9
|
||||
shrinkwrapVersion: 3
|
||||
specifiers:
|
||||
axios: ^0.18.0
|
||||
telegraf: ^3.27.1
|
||||
564
webhook.php
564
webhook.php
|
|
@ -1,564 +0,0 @@
|
|||
<?php
|
||||
# vim: set tabstop=2 shiftwidth=2 expandtab:
|
||||
$bot_name = "quadnite_bot";
|
||||
$bot_api = require('api_key.php');
|
||||
|
||||
// Checks whether the given command is the same as the entered command
|
||||
function check_command($command) {
|
||||
global $bot_name;
|
||||
global $decoded;
|
||||
$command_list = explode(" ", $decoded->{"message"}->{"text"});
|
||||
if ($command_list[0] == $command || $command_list[0] == $command . "@" . $bot_name) {
|
||||
return True;
|
||||
}
|
||||
else {
|
||||
return False;
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
// Send code back to the sender.
|
||||
function send_code($post_message, $reply=false) {
|
||||
global $decoded;
|
||||
global $bot_api;
|
||||
global $chat_id;
|
||||
$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
|
||||
$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' => '```\n ' . $post_message . '```', 'parse_mode' => 'markdown' );
|
||||
if ($reply != false) {
|
||||
if ($reply === true){
|
||||
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
|
||||
}
|
||||
else {
|
||||
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $reply;
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
$options = array(
|
||||
'http' => array(
|
||||
'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
|
||||
'method' => 'POST',
|
||||
'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
|
||||
)
|
||||
);
|
||||
$context = stream_context_create($options);
|
||||
$result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
// Send text back to the sender.
|
||||
function send_text($post_message, $reply=false) {
|
||||
global $decoded;
|
||||
global $bot_api;
|
||||
global $chat_id;
|
||||
$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
|
||||
$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' =>$post_message );
|
||||
if ($reply != false) {
|
||||
if ($reply === true){
|
||||
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
|
||||
}
|
||||
else {
|
||||
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $reply;
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
$options = array(
|
||||
'http' => array(
|
||||
'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
|
||||
'method' => 'POST',
|
||||
'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
|
||||
)
|
||||
);
|
||||
$context = stream_context_create($options);
|
||||
$result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
// Send html back to the sender.
|
||||
function send_html($post_message, $reply=false) {
|
||||
global $decoded;
|
||||
global $bot_api;
|
||||
global $chat_id;
|
||||
$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
|
||||
$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' =>$post_message, 'parse_mode' => 'html');
|
||||
if ($reply != false) {
|
||||
if ($reply === true){
|
||||
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
|
||||
}
|
||||
else {
|
||||
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $reply;
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
$options = array(
|
||||
'http' => array(
|
||||
'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
|
||||
'method' => 'POST',
|
||||
'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
|
||||
)
|
||||
);
|
||||
$context = stream_context_create($options);
|
||||
$result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
// Send gif back to the sender.
|
||||
function send_gif($gif_url, $reply=false) {
|
||||
global $decoded;
|
||||
global $bot_api;
|
||||
global $chat_id;
|
||||
$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendAnimation';
|
||||
$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'animation' => $gif_url );
|
||||
if ($reply != false) {
|
||||
if ($reply === true){
|
||||
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
|
||||
}
|
||||
else {
|
||||
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $reply;
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
$options = array(
|
||||
'http' => array(
|
||||
'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
|
||||
'method' => 'POST',
|
||||
'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
|
||||
)
|
||||
);
|
||||
$context = stream_context_create($options);
|
||||
$result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
|
||||
return $result;
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
function forward_message($to_chat_id) {
|
||||
global $decoded;
|
||||
global $bot_api;
|
||||
global $chat_id;
|
||||
$message_id = $decoded->{"message"}->{"message_id"};
|
||||
$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/forwardMessage';
|
||||
$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $to_chat_id, 'message_id' => $message_id, 'from_chat_id' => $chat_id);
|
||||
$options = array(
|
||||
'http' => array(
|
||||
'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
|
||||
'method' => 'POST',
|
||||
'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
|
||||
)
|
||||
);
|
||||
$context = stream_context_create($options);
|
||||
$result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
// Generates random words
|
||||
function rand_words($onewordmode) {
|
||||
global $command_list;
|
||||
if($onewordmode == 1){
|
||||
$num = 1;
|
||||
}
|
||||
else {
|
||||
if (isset($command_list[1])) {
|
||||
$num = $command_list[1];
|
||||
}
|
||||
else {
|
||||
$num = 10;
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
$num++;
|
||||
$words = array();
|
||||
if (is_integer($num)) {
|
||||
if ($num > 50) {
|
||||
send_text("Too many words.", true);
|
||||
return;
|
||||
}
|
||||
$wordlist = file("/usr/share/dict/words");
|
||||
for ($word=1; $word < $num; $word++) {
|
||||
$words[] = $wordlist[rand(0,count($wordlist))];
|
||||
}
|
||||
send_text(implode(' ', $words));
|
||||
}
|
||||
else {
|
||||
send_text("Ever heard of numbers?", true);
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
function rand_question() {
|
||||
$questions = file('rand_questions.txt');
|
||||
$question = $questions[rand(0,count($questions))];
|
||||
send_text($question);
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
function media_wiki($base_url) {
|
||||
global $command_list;
|
||||
$search_query = "";
|
||||
for ($i=1; $i < count($command_list); $i++) {
|
||||
$search_query .= $command_list[$i];
|
||||
if ($i < count($command_list) - 1) {
|
||||
$search_query .= " ";
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
if (preg_match('/^\s*$/', $search_query)) {
|
||||
send_text('Missing search query');
|
||||
return;
|
||||
}
|
||||
$url = $base_url . "?action=opensearch&format=json&search=" . urlencode($search_query);
|
||||
$a = json_decode(file_get_contents($url));
|
||||
$names = $a[1];
|
||||
$urls = $a[3];
|
||||
if (count($names) == 0) {
|
||||
send_text("No result found", true);
|
||||
return false;
|
||||
}
|
||||
$text = "Results\n";
|
||||
for ($i = 0 ; $i < count($names) ; $i++){
|
||||
$text .= "<a href='" . $urls[$i] . "'>" . $names[$i] . "</a>\n";
|
||||
}
|
||||
send_html($text);
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
function coin() {
|
||||
$random = rand(0,1);
|
||||
if ($random == 1) {
|
||||
send_text('Heads', true);
|
||||
}
|
||||
else {
|
||||
send_text('Tails', true);
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
function get_gif($force) {
|
||||
if ($force){
|
||||
$param = "yes";
|
||||
}
|
||||
else {
|
||||
$param = "no";
|
||||
}
|
||||
$url = "https://yesno.wtf/api?force=" . $param;
|
||||
$result = file_get_contents($url);
|
||||
$json = json_decode($result);
|
||||
$image_url = $json->{"image"};
|
||||
return $image_url;
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
function yes_or_no() {
|
||||
global $command_list;
|
||||
if (!isset($command_list[1])){
|
||||
send_text('You know, you also have to ask the question.', true);
|
||||
return false;
|
||||
}
|
||||
$yes_replies = array("Yes", "Yep", "Yeah", "Yus", "Ja", "Ya", "Aye", "Ay", "Oui");
|
||||
$no_replies = array("No", "Nopes", "Nu", "Nah", "Nein", "Naw", "Nay", "Yesn't");
|
||||
$random = rand(0,1);
|
||||
$random2 = rand(0, 10);
|
||||
if ($random == 1) {
|
||||
$yes = $yes_replies[array_rand($yes_replies)];
|
||||
send_text($yes, true);
|
||||
if ($random2 == 5){
|
||||
send_gif(get_gif(True));
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
else {
|
||||
$no = $no_replies[array_rand($no_replies)];
|
||||
send_text($no, true);
|
||||
if ($random2 == 33){
|
||||
send_gif(get_gif(False));
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
// Kill yourself
|
||||
function kys() {
|
||||
global $decoded;
|
||||
global $bot_name;
|
||||
global $command_list;
|
||||
$kys = file('kys.txt');
|
||||
$random_kys = $kys[rand(0,count($kys)-1)];
|
||||
if ($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'} == $bot_name){
|
||||
send_text("I can't be killed.", true);
|
||||
return;
|
||||
}
|
||||
if (isset($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'})) {
|
||||
if (isset($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'})){
|
||||
$username = '@' . $decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'};
|
||||
$random_kys = preg_replace('/##name##/', $username, $random_kys);
|
||||
}
|
||||
else {
|
||||
$first_name = $decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'first_name'};
|
||||
$random_kys = preg_replace('/##name##/', $first_name, $random_kys);
|
||||
}
|
||||
send_text($random_kys);
|
||||
}
|
||||
elseif (isset($command_list[1])){
|
||||
$username = $command_list[1];
|
||||
if ($username == "@quadnite_bot" || $username == "Quadnite" || $username == "quadnite"){
|
||||
send_text("I can't be killed.", true);
|
||||
}
|
||||
else {
|
||||
$random_kys = preg_replace('/##name##/', $username, $random_kys);
|
||||
send_text($random_kys);
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
else {
|
||||
send_text("Do you want to kill yourself?\nIf no, reply to someone with /kys to kill them or run /kys username/name.\nYou can suggest more /kys replies using /feedback", true);
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
// Insult
|
||||
function send_insult() {
|
||||
global $decoded;
|
||||
global $bot_name;
|
||||
global $command_list;
|
||||
$insults = file('insults.txt');
|
||||
$random_insult = $insults[rand(0,count($insults)-1)];
|
||||
if ($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'} == $bot_name){
|
||||
send_text("Watch who you talk to.", true);
|
||||
return;
|
||||
}
|
||||
if (isset($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'})) {
|
||||
if (isset($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'})){
|
||||
$username = '@' . $decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'};
|
||||
$random_insult = preg_replace('/##name##/', $username, $random_insult);
|
||||
}
|
||||
else {
|
||||
$first_name = $decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'first_name'};
|
||||
$random_insult = preg_replace('/##name##/', $first_name, $random_insult);
|
||||
}
|
||||
send_text($random_insult);
|
||||
}
|
||||
elseif (isset($command_list[1])){
|
||||
$username = $command_list[1];
|
||||
if ($username == "@quadnite_bot" || $username == "Quadnite" || $username == "quadnite"){
|
||||
send_text("Watch who you talk to.", true);
|
||||
}
|
||||
else {
|
||||
$random_insult = preg_replace('/##name##/', $username, $random_insult);
|
||||
send_text($random_insult);
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
else {
|
||||
send_text("Do you want to insult yourself?\nIf no, reply to someone with /insult to insult them or run /insult username/name.\nYou can suggest more /kys replies using /feedback", true);
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
function feedback(){
|
||||
global $command_list;
|
||||
if (isset($command_list[1])){
|
||||
forward_message(-1001168939936);
|
||||
send_text("Thank you for the feedback");
|
||||
}
|
||||
else {
|
||||
send_text("To send feedback type in /feedback followed by the feedback", true);
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
// Sends back JSON
|
||||
function json() {
|
||||
global $var;
|
||||
$pretty_json = json_encode(json_decode($var), JSON_PRETTY_PRINT);
|
||||
send_text($pretty_json);
|
||||
}
|
||||
// Start Message
|
||||
function start() {
|
||||
send_text('Hi, I am Quadnite. If you are chatting with me in private, you are most likely doing it wrong. Add me to a group for fun. To give feedback, use /feedback');
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
function rate() {
|
||||
send_html('<a href="https://t.me/tgdrbot?start=quadnite_bot">Vote for me on Telegram Directory!</a>');
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
function help() {
|
||||
send_html('You can either check /commands for a short overview or check the <a href="https://t.me/quadnite/9">Help Page</a>.');
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
function commands() {
|
||||
send_text(file_get_contents('command_list.txt'));
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
function weebify() {
|
||||
global $decoded;
|
||||
global $command_list;
|
||||
if(count($command_list) <= 1){
|
||||
send_text("Need text to weebify. Send /weebify text", true);
|
||||
return;
|
||||
}
|
||||
$letters = array(
|
||||
"a" => "卂",
|
||||
"b" => "乃",
|
||||
"c" => "匚",
|
||||
"d" => "刀",
|
||||
"e" => "乇",
|
||||
"f" => "下",
|
||||
"g" => "厶",
|
||||
"h" => "卄",
|
||||
"i" => "工",
|
||||
"j" => "丁",
|
||||
"k" => "长",
|
||||
"l" => "乚",
|
||||
"m" => "从",
|
||||
"n" => "𠘨",
|
||||
"o" => "口",
|
||||
"p" => "尸",
|
||||
"q" => "㔿",
|
||||
"r" => "尺",
|
||||
"s" => "丂",
|
||||
"t" => "丅",
|
||||
"u" => "凵",
|
||||
"v" => "リ",
|
||||
"w" => "山",
|
||||
"x" => "乂",
|
||||
"y" => "丫",
|
||||
"z" => "乙"
|
||||
);
|
||||
$chars = str_split(preg_replace('/^\/[^ ]+ /', '', strtolower($decoded->{"message"}->{"text"})));
|
||||
$text = "";
|
||||
foreach($chars as $char){
|
||||
if(key_exists($char, $letters)) {
|
||||
$text .= $letters[$char];
|
||||
}
|
||||
else {
|
||||
$text .= $char;
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
send_text($text, true);
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
function absurdify() {
|
||||
global $decoded;
|
||||
global $command_list;
|
||||
if(count($command_list) <= 1){
|
||||
send_text("Need text to absurdify. Send /absurdify text", true);
|
||||
return;
|
||||
}
|
||||
$chars = str_split(preg_replace('/^\/[^ ]+ /', '', strtolower($decoded->{"message"}->{"text"})));
|
||||
$text = "";
|
||||
foreach($chars as $char){
|
||||
if (rand(0,1) == 0){
|
||||
$text .= strtolower($char);
|
||||
}
|
||||
else {
|
||||
$text .= strtoupper($char);
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
send_text($text, true);
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
// Get JSON from post, store it and decode it.
|
||||
$var = file_get_contents('php://input');
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$decoded = json_decode($var);
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// Store the chat ID
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$chat_id = $decoded->{"message"}->{"chat"}->{"id"};
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$modules = array(
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array(
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"command" => "/start",
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||||
"function" => "start();"
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),
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||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/word",
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||||
"function" => "rand_words(1);"
|
||||
),
|
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array(
|
||||
"command" => "/words",
|
||||
"function" => "rand_words(0);"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/question",
|
||||
"function" => "rand_question();"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/arch_wiki",
|
||||
"function" => "media_wiki('https://wiki.archlinux.org/api.php');"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/wiki",
|
||||
"function" => "media_wiki('https://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php');"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/coin",
|
||||
"function" => "coin();"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/is",
|
||||
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/are",
|
||||
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/can",
|
||||
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/will",
|
||||
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/shall",
|
||||
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/was",
|
||||
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/does",
|
||||
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/did",
|
||||
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/should",
|
||||
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/do",
|
||||
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/kys",
|
||||
"function" => "kys();"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/json",
|
||||
"function" => "json();"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/help",
|
||||
"function" => "help();"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/insult",
|
||||
"function" => "send_insult();"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/feedback",
|
||||
"function" => "feedback();"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/rate",
|
||||
"function" => "rate();"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/commands",
|
||||
"function" => "commands();"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/weebify",
|
||||
"function" => "weebify();"
|
||||
),
|
||||
array(
|
||||
"command" => "/absurdify",
|
||||
"function" => "absurdify();"
|
||||
)
|
||||
);
|
||||
|
||||
if (!isset($decoded->{"message"}->{"text"})){
|
||||
exit();
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
if (isset($decoded->{"message"}->{"pinned_message"})){
|
||||
exit();
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
$command_list = explode(" ", $decoded->{"message"}->{"text"});
|
||||
|
||||
foreach ($modules as $module ) {
|
||||
if (check_command($module["command"])) {
|
||||
eval($module["function"]);
|
||||
exit();
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
?>
|
||||
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