From 6da0e12171ae515930ecad94cc399d87a4b30b79 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ceda EI Date: Wed, 25 Nov 2020 18:57:10 +0530 Subject: [PATCH] Add insults suggested by @piratecaveman --- insults.txt | 17 +++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 17 insertions(+) diff --git a/insults.txt b/insults.txt index cd98e28..d960534 100644 --- a/insults.txt +++ b/insults.txt @@ -67,3 +67,20 @@ Everyone has the right to be stupid but ##name## is abusing the privilege. ##name## I’d tell you how I really feel, but I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to express myself in this case. ##name## Stupidity’s not a crime, so feel free to go. ##name## I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but that would be cruel and unusual punishment. +I've finally found how ##name## is related to their pants, they're both full of shit. +There has been a rumor going around about ##name## acting like a dumbass. They're not acting. +##name## calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. +##name## you know how laughter is supposed to be the best medicine? I'm surprised you haven't received an award for your face. +##name## you're the reason why shampoo bottles need directions. +They say trash takes 10-1000 years to go away, I sure hope you're going for a speedrun ##name##. +##name## makes me wish I had less eyes and ears. +##name## if you ran as much as your mouth maybe people would actually like you. +##name## mother nature takes pity on you. +If I had a face like ##name##'s I would file a lawsuit against my parents. +##name## I'm glad to see you finally graduated kindergarten.....oh no, I'm sorry I thought- +It makes me really sad to see how much time it takes ##name## to get ready in the morning, not that it makes much of a difference. +##name## I would try to insult you but it would take you the rest of the day to figure it out. +##name## I'm surprised your portraits don't hang themselves. +Many people think ##name## is a vampire because their reflection quit on the first day. +##name## you make satan consider going to church. +When god said 'Let there be light' he should have reconsidered after meeting ##name##.