Add kys, Fix reply.
Added kys.txt, kys() function and its corresponding array to modules array. Also, replace == with === in reply for send methods.
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question - Get a random question
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question - Get a random question
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word - Get a random word
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word - Get a random word
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words - Get n random words
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words - Get n random words
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kys - Kill yourself
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dc - Check availability of .com domain
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dc - Check availability of .com domain
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coin - Tosses a coin
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coin - Tosses a coin
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wiki - search the Arch wiki
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wiki - search the Arch wiki
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You should try tasting cyanide
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Your enzymes are meant to digest rat poison!
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You should try sleeping forever
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Pick up a gun and shoot yourself
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You could make a world record by jumping from a plane without parachute
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Stop talking BS and jump in front of a running bullet train
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Try bathing with Hydrochloric Acid instead of water
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Try this: if you hold your breath underwater for an hour, you can then hold it forever
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Go Green! Stop inhaling Oxygen.
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God was searching for you. You should leave to meet him
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webhook.php
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webhook.php
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$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
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$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
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$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' => '```\n ' . $post_message . '```', 'parse_mode' => 'markdown' );
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$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' => '```\n ' . $post_message . '```', 'parse_mode' => 'markdown' );
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if ($reply != false) {
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if ($reply != false) {
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if ($reply == true){
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if ($reply === true){
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$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
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$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
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}
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}
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else {
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$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
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$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
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$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' =>$post_message );
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$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' =>$post_message );
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if ($reply != false) {
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if ($reply != false) {
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if ($reply == true){
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if ($reply === true){
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$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
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$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
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}
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}
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else {
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$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
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$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
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$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' =>$post_message, 'parse_mode' => 'html');
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$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' =>$post_message, 'parse_mode' => 'html');
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if ($reply != false) {
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if ($reply != false) {
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if ($reply == true){
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if ($reply === true){
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$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
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$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
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}
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}
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else {
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}
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}
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}
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}
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// Kill yourself
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function kys() {
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global $decoded;
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$kys = file('kys.txt');
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$random_kys = $kys[rand(0,count($kys)-1)];
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if (isset($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'})) {
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$reply_id = $decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
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send_text($random_kys, $reply_id);
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}
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else {
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send_text("Do you want to kill yourself?", true);
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}
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}
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// Get JSON from post, store it and decode it.
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// Get JSON from post, store it and decode it.
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$var = file_get_contents('php://input');
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$var = file_get_contents('php://input');
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$json = fopen('json', "w");
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$json = fopen('json', "w");
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array(
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array(
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"command" => "/should",
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"command" => "/should",
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"function" => "yes_or_no();"
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"function" => "yes_or_no();"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/kys",
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"function" => "kys();"
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)
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)
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);
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);
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