diff --git a/insults.txt b/insults.txt index 6f8960a..cd98e28 100644 --- a/insults.txt +++ b/insults.txt @@ -1,13 +1,13 @@ ##name## don't drink and type. -I think ##name## should go home or better a mental asylum. +I think ##name## should go home or better, a mental asylum. Command not found. Just like ##name##'s brain. ##name## do you realize you are making a fool of yourself? Apparently not. ##name##, you can type better than that. Bot rule 544 section 9 prevents me from replying to stupid humans like ##name##. ##name## sorry, we do not sell brains. -##name## believe me you are not normal. +##name## believe me, you are not normal. ##name## I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it. -If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb ##name##'s ego and jump to your IQ. +If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb ##name##'s ego and jump to their IQ. Zombies eat brains... ##name## is safe. ##name## didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from ##name##. ##name## come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age. @@ -22,9 +22,9 @@ Ordinarily people live and learn. ##name## just lives. ##name## I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works. ##name## keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent! (I doubt it though) ##name## Shock me, say something intelligent. -##name##'s IQ's lower than their shoe size. +##name##'s IQ is lower than their shoe size. Alas! ##name##'s neurotransmitters are no more working. -##name## are you crazy you fool. +##name## are you crazy you fool? Everyone has the right to be stupid but ##name## is abusing the privilege. ##name## I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew that. ##name## you have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off? @@ -32,7 +32,7 @@ Everyone has the right to be stupid but ##name## is abusing the privilege. ##name## remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither. ##name## if you’re waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat, ‘cause it’s gonna be a really long time. ##name## some day you’ll go far—and I really hope you stay there. -##name##I’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass. +##name## I’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass. ##name## sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it and remove all doubt. ##name## I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one. ##name## you only annoy me when you’re breathing, really. @@ -40,7 +40,7 @@ Everyone has the right to be stupid but ##name## is abusing the privilege. ##name## I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m guessing it’s hard to pronounce. ##name## Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right? ##name## Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied. -##name## Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in awhile, but you really abuse the privilege. +##name## Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in a while, but you really abuse the privilege. ##name## I can’t help imagining how much awesomer the world would be if your dad had just pulled out. ##name## Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d gotten enough oxygen at birth? ##name## Please, save your breath. You’ll probably need it to blow up your next date. diff --git a/kys.txt b/kys.txt index 0a96392..dd92b93 100644 --- a/kys.txt +++ b/kys.txt @@ -1,32 +1,32 @@ -##name## You should try tasting cyanide +##name## You should try tasting cyanide. ##name## Your enzymes are meant to digest rat poison! -##name## You should try sleeping forever -##name## Pick up a gun and shoot yourself -##name## You could make a world record by jumping from a plane without parachute -##name## Stop talking BS and jump in front of a running bullet train -##name## Try bathing with Hydrochloric Acid instead of water -##name## Try this: if you hold your breath underwater for an hour, you can then hold it forever +##name## You should try sleeping forever. +##name## Pick up a gun and shoot yourself. +##name## You could make a world record by jumping from a plane without parachute. +##name## Stop talking BS and jump in front of a running bullet train. +##name## Try bathing with Hydrochloric Acid instead of water. +##name## Try this: if you hold your breath underwater for an hour, you can then hold it forever. ##name## Go Green! Stop inhaling Oxygen. -##name## God was searching for you. You should leave to meet him -##name## give your 100%. Now, go donate blood. -##name## Try jumping from a hundred story building but you can do it only once. +##name## God was searching for you. You should leave to meet him. +##name## Go give your 100%! Now, go donate blood. +##name## Try jumping from a hundred story building, but you can do it only once. ##name## You should donate your brain seeing that you never used it. ##name## Volunteer for target in an firing range. ##name## Head shots are fun. Get yourself one !! -##name## You should try swimming with great white sharks +##name## You should try swimming with great white sharks. ##name## You should paint yourself red and run in a bull marathon. ##name## You can stay underwater for the rest of your life without coming back up. ##name## How about you stop breathing for like 1 day? -##name## Try provoking a tiger while you both are in a cage -##name## Have you tried shooting yourself as high as 100m using a canon -##name## You should try holding TNT in your mouth and igniting it -##name## Try playing catch and throw with RDX its fun -##name## I heard phogine is poisonous but i guess you wont mind inhaling it for fun +##name## Try provoking a tiger while you both are in a cage. +##name## Have you tried shooting yourself as high as 100m using a cannon? +##name## You should try holding TNT in your mouth and igniting it. +##name## Try playing catch and throw with nitroglycerin. It's fun +##name## I heard phosgene is poisonous but I guess you won't mind inhaling it for fun. ##name## Launch yourself into outer space while forgetting oxygen on Earth. -##name## You shoukd try playing snake and ladders, with real snakes and no ladders. +##name## You should try playing snake and ladders, with real snakes and no ladders. ##name## Dance naked on a couple of HT wires. -##name## Active Volcano is the best swimming pool for you. +##name## An active volcano is the best swimming pool for you. ##name## You shoulf try hot bath in a volcano. ##name## Try to spend one day in a coffin and it will be yours forever. ##name## Hit Uranium with a slow moving neutron in your presence. It will be a worthwhile experience. -##name## You can be the first person to step on sun. Have a try. +##name## You can be the first person to step on the sun. Have a try.