Add /weebify

command_list.txt

@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@ coin - Tosses a coin
 wiki - Search Wikipedia
 arch_wiki - Search the Arch wiki
 insult - As expected, insults
+weebify - Weebifies the given text
 is - Is <your question>
 are - Are <your question>
 can - Can <your question>

webhook.php

@@ -363,6 +363,54 @@ function commands() {
   send_text(file_get_contents('command_list.txt'));
 }
 
+function weebify() {
+  global $decoded;
+  global $command_list;
+  if(count($command_list) <= 1){
+    send_text("Need text to weebify. Send /weebify text");
+    return;
+  }
+  $letters = array(
+    "a" => "卂",
+    "b" => "乃",
+    "c" => "匚",
+    "d" => "刀",
+    "e" => "乇",
+    "f" => "下",
+    "g" => "厶",
+    "h" => "卄",
+    "i" => "工",
+    "j" => "丁",
+    "k" => "长",
+    "l" => "乚",
+    "m" => "从",
+    "n" => "𠘨",
+    "o" => "口",
+    "p" => "尸",
+    "q" => "㔿",
+    "r" => "尺",
+    "s" => "丂",
+    "t" => "丅",
+    "u" => "凵",
+    "v" => "リ",
+    "w" => "山",
+    "x" => "乂",
+    "y" => "丫",
+    "z" => "乙"
+  );
+  $chars = str_split($decoded->{"message"}->{"text"});
+  $text = "";
+  foreach($chars as $char){
+    if(key_exists($char, $letters)) {
+      $text .= $letters[$char];
+    }
+    else {
+      $text .= $char;
+    }
+  }
+  send_text($text);
+}
+
 // Get JSON from post, store it and decode it.
 $var = file_get_contents('php://input');
 $decoded = json_decode($var);