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<b>Random</b>
coin - Tosses a coin
wiki - Search Wikipedia
arch_wiki - Search the Arch wiki
kys - Kill yourself
insult - As expected, insults
<b>Wordplay</b>
question - Get a random question
word - Get a random word
words - Get n random words
weebify - Weebifies the given text
absurdify - mAke tExT aBSUrd
expand - Expands a given abbreviation
<b>Ask a question</b>
<code>
is are can
will did shall
was do does
should
</code>
<b>Roleplay</b>
<code>
angry bite
blush bored
bonk boop
chase cheer
cringe cry
cuddle dab
dance die
eat facepalm
feed glomp
happy hate
holdhands hide
highfive hug
kill kiss
laugh lick
love lurk
nervous no
nom nuzzle
panic pat
peck poke
pout run
shoot shrug
sip slap
sleep snuggle
stab tease
think thumbsup
tickle triggered
twerk wag
wave wink
yes
</code>
<b>Miscallenous</b>
help - Need help? Go here
feedback - Send feedback, suggestion for kys, insult text
rate - Rate me on TGDR

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##name## don't drink and type.
I think ##name## should go home or better, a mental asylum.
Command not found. Just like ##name##'s brain.
##name## do you realize you are making a fool of yourself? Apparently not.
##name##, you can type better than that.
Bot rule 544 section 9 prevents me from replying to stupid humans like ##name##.
##name## sorry, we do not sell brains.
##name## believe me, you are not normal.
##name## I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb ##name##'s ego and jump to their IQ.
Zombies eat brains... ##name## is safe.
##name## didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from ##name##.
##name## come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
##name## i'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
##name## what language are you speaking? Cause it sounds like bullshit.
##name## stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
##name## is proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
I would ask ##name## how old they are but I know they can't count that high.
As an outsider ##name##, what do you think of the human race?
##name## brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.
Ordinarily people live and learn. ##name## just lives.
##name## I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
##name## keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent! (I doubt it though)
##name## Shock me, say something intelligent.
##name##'s IQ is lower than their shoe size.
Alas! ##name##'s neurotransmitters are no more working.
##name## are you crazy you fool?
Everyone has the right to be stupid but ##name## is abusing the privilege.
##name## I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew that.
##name## you have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?
##name## your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
##name## remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
##name## if you’re waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat, ‘cause it’s gonna be a really long time.
##name## some day you’ll go far—and I really hope you stay there.
##name## I’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass.
##name## sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
##name## I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
##name## you only annoy me when you’re breathing, really.
##name## Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.
##name## I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m guessing it’s hard to pronounce.
##name## Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?
##name## Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied.
##name## Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in a while, but you really abuse the privilege.
##name## I can’t help imagining how much awesomer the world would be if your dad had just pulled out.
##name## Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d gotten enough oxygen at birth?
##name## Please, save your breath. You’ll probably need it to blow up your next date.
##name## Can you die of constipation? I ask because I’m worried about how full of shit you are.
##name## Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?
##name## Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
##name## Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
##name## Please, keep talking. I only yawn when I’m super fascinated.
##name## If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart.
##name## Jesus might love you, but everyone else definitely thinks you’re an idiot.
##name## Sorry, I didn’t get that. I don’t speak bullshit.
##name## The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.
##name## If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
##name## Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?
##name## There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.
##name## I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.
##name## I was pro life. Then I met you.
##name## You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
##name## Whenever we hang out, I remember that God really does have a sense of humor.
##name## It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.
##name## Please just tell me you don’t plan to home-school your kids.
##name## You always bring me so much joy—as soon as you leave the room.
##name## I was hoping for a battle of wits but it would be wrong to attack someone who’s totally unarmed.
##name## I’d tell you how I really feel, but I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to express myself in this case.
##name## Stupidity’s not a crime, so feel free to go.
##name## I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but that would be cruel and unusual punishment.
I've finally found how ##name## is related to their pants, they're both full of shit.
There has been a rumor going around about ##name## acting like a dumbass. They're not acting.
##name## calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people.
##name## you know how laughter is supposed to be the best medicine? I'm surprised you haven't received an award for your face.
##name## you're the reason why shampoo bottles need directions.
They say trash takes 10-1000 years to go away, I sure hope you're going for a speedrun ##name##.
##name## makes me wish I had less eyes and ears.
##name## if you ran as much as your mouth maybe people would actually like you.
##name## mother nature takes pity on you.
If I had a face like ##name##'s I would file a lawsuit against my parents.
##name## I'm glad to see you finally graduated kindergarten.....oh no, I'm sorry I thought-
It makes me really sad to see how much time it takes ##name## to get ready in the morning, not that it makes much of a difference.
##name## I would try to insult you but it would take you the rest of the day to figure it out.
##name## I'm surprised your portraits don't hang themselves.
Many people think ##name## is a vampire because their reflection quit on the first day.
##name## you make satan consider going to church.
When god said 'Let there be light' he should have reconsidered after meeting ##name##.

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##name## You should try tasting cyanide.
##name## Your enzymes are meant to digest rat poison!
##name## You should try sleeping forever.
##name## Pick up a gun and shoot yourself.
##name## You could make a world record by jumping from a plane without parachute.
##name## Stop talking BS and jump in front of a running bullet train.
##name## Try bathing with Hydrochloric Acid instead of water.
##name## Try this: if you hold your breath underwater for an hour, you can then hold it forever.
##name## Go Green! Stop inhaling Oxygen.
##name## God was searching for you. You should leave to meet him.
##name## Go give your 100%! Now, go donate blood.
##name## Try jumping from a hundred story building, but you can do it only once.
##name## You should donate your brain seeing that you never used it.
##name## Volunteer for target in an firing range.
##name## Head shots are fun. Get yourself one !!
##name## You should try swimming with great white sharks.
##name## You should paint yourself red and run in a bull marathon.
##name## You can stay underwater for the rest of your life without coming back up.
##name## How about you stop breathing for like 1 day?
##name## Try provoking a tiger while you both are in a cage.
##name## Have you tried shooting yourself as high as 100m using a cannon?
##name## You should try holding TNT in your mouth and igniting it.
##name## Try playing catch and throw with nitroglycerin. It's fun
##name## I heard phosgene is poisonous but I guess you won't mind inhaling it for fun.
##name## Launch yourself into outer space while forgetting oxygen on Earth.
##name## You should try playing snake and ladders, with real snakes and no ladders.
##name## Dance naked on a couple of HT wires.
##name## An active volcano is the best swimming pool for you.
##name## You should try hot bath in a volcano.
##name## Try to spend one day in a coffin and it will be yours forever.
##name## Hit Uranium with a slow moving neutron in your presence. It will be a worthwhile experience.
##name## You can be the first person to step on the sun. Have a try.

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{
"angry": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is angry",
"others": "{} is angry at {}",
"reason": "{} is angry because {}",
"both": "{} is angry at {} for {}"
}
},
"bite": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is biting",
"others": "{} is biting {}",
"reason": "{} is biting because {}",
"both": "{} is biting {} for {}"
}
},
"blush": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is blushing",
"others": "{} is blushing at {}",
"reason": "{} is blushing because {}",
"both": "{} is blushing at {} for {}"
}
},
"bored": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is bored",
"others": "{}, {} are bored",
"reason": "{} is bored because {}",
"both": "{}, {} are bored because {}"
}
},
"bonk": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is bonking",
"others": "{} is bonking {}",
"reason": "{} is bonking because {}",
"both": "{} is bonking {} for {}"
}
},
"boop": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is booping",
"others": "{} is booping {}",
"reason": "{} is booping because {}",
"both": "{} is booping {} for {}"
}
},
"chase": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is chasing",
"others": "{} is chasing {}",
"reason": "{} is chasing because {}",
"both": "{} is chasing {} for {}"
}
},
"cheer": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is cheering",
"others": "{} is cheering for {}",
"reason": "{} is cheering because {}",
"both": "{} is cheering for {} because {}"
}
},
"cringe": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is cringing",
"others": "{} is cringing at {}",
"reason": "{} is cringing because {}",
"both": "{} is cringing at {} for {}"
}
},
"cry": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is crying",
"others": "{} is crying at {}",
"reason": "{} is crying because {}",
"both": "{} is crying at {} for {}"
}
},
"cuddle": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is cuddling",
"others": "{} is cuddling with {}",
"reason": "{} is cuddling because {}",
"both": "{} is cuddling with {} for {}"
}
},
"dab": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is dabing",
"others": "{} is dabing at {}",
"reason": "{} is dabing because {}",
"both": "{} is dabing at {} for {}"
}
},
"dance": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is dancing",
"others": "{} is dancing with {}",
"reason": "{} is dancing because {}",
"both": "{} is dancing with {} for {}"
}
},
"die": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is dying",
"others": "{} is dying with {}",
"reason": "{} is dying because {}",
"both": "{} is dying with {} because {}"
}
},
"eat": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is eating",
"others": "{} is eating with {}",
"reason": "{} is eating because {}",
"both": "{} is eating with {} for {}"
}
},
"facepalm": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is facepalming",
"others": "{} is facepalming at {}",
"reason": "{} is facepalming because {}",
"both": "{} is facepalming at {} for {}"
}
},
"feed": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is eating",
"others": "{} is feeding {}",
"reason": "{} is eating because {}",
"both": "{} is feeding {} for {}"
}
},
"glomp": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is glomping",
"others": "{} is glomping {}",
"reason": "{} is glomping because {}",
"both": "{} is glomping {} for {}"
}
},
"happy": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is happy",
"others": "{} is happy with {}",
"reason": "{} is happy because {}",
"both": "{} is happy with {} for {}"
}
},
"hate": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is hating",
"others": "{} is hating {}",
"reason": "{} is hating because {}",
"both": "{} is hating {} for {}"
}
},
"holdhands": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is holding hands",
"others": "{} is holding hands with {}",
"reason": "{} is holding hands because {}",
"both": "{} is holding hands with {} for {}"
}
},
"hide": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is hiding",
"others": "{} is hiding from {}",
"reason": "{} is hiding because {}",
"both": "{} is hiding from {} for {}"
}
},
"highfive": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is high fiving",
"others": "{} is high fiving with {}",
"reason": "{} is high fiving because {}",
"both": "{} is high fiving with {} for {}"
}
},
"hug": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is hugging",
"others": "{} is hugging {}",
"reason": "{} is hugging because {}",
"both": "{} is hugging at {} for {}"
}
},
"kill": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is killing",
"others": "{} is killing {}",
"reason": "{} is killing because {}",
"both": "{} is killing {} for {}"
}
},
"kiss": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is kissing",
"others": "{} is kissing {}",
"reason": "{} is kissing because {}",
"both": "{} is kissing {} for {}"
}
},
"laugh": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is laughing",
"others": "{} is laughing with {}",
"reason": "{} is laughing because {}",
"both": "{} is laughing with {} for {}"
}
},
"lick": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is licking",
"others": "{} is licking {}",
"reason": "{} is licking {}",
"both": "{} is licking {} for {}"
}
},
"love": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is loving",
"others": "{} is loving {}",
"reason": "{} is loving because {}",
"both": "{} is loving {} for {}"
}
},
"lurk": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is lurking",
"others": "{} is lurking from {}",
"reason": "{} is lurking because {}",
"both": "{} is lurking from {} for {}"
}
},
"nervous": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is nervous",
"others": "{} is nervous with {}",
"reason": "{} is nervous because {}",
"both": "{} is nervous with {} for {}"
}
},
"no": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is saying no",
"others": "{} is saying no to {}",
"reason": "{} is saying no because {}",
"both": "{} is saying no to {} for {}"
}
},
"nom": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is noming",
"others": "{} is noming {}",
"reason": "{} is noming because {}",
"both": "{} is noming {} for {}"
}
},
"nuzzle": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is nuzzling",
"others": "{} is nuzzling {}",
"reason": "{} is nuzzling because {}",
"both": "{} is nuzzling {} for {}"
}
},
"panic": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is panicking",
"others": "{} is panicking at {}",
"reason": "{} is panicking because {}",
"both": "{} is panicking at {} for {}"
}
},
"pat": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is patting",
"others": "{} is patting {}",
"reason": "{} is patting because {}",
"both": "{} is patting {} for {}"
}
},
"peck": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is pecking",
"others": "{} is pecking {}",
"reason": "{} is pecking because {}",
"both": "{} is pecking {} for {}"
}
},
"poke": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is poking",
"others": "{} is poking {}",
"reason": "{} is poking because {}",
"both": "{} is poking {} for {}"
}
},
"pout": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is pouting",
"others": "{} is pouting at {}",
"reason": "{} is pouting because {}",
"both": "{} is pouting at {} for {}"
}
},
"run": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is running",
"others": "{} is running from {}",
"reason": "{} is running because {}",
"both": "{} is running from {} for {}"
}
},
"shoot": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is shooting",
"others": "{} is shooting {}",
"reason": "{} is shooting because {}",
"both": "{} is shooting {} for {}"
}
},
"shrug": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is shrugging",
"others": "{} is shrugging at {}",
"reason": "{} is shrugging because {}",
"both": "{} is shrugging at {} for {}"
}
},
"sip": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is sipping",
"others": "{} is sipping with {}",
"reason": "{} is sipping because {}",
"both": "{} is sipping with {} for {}"
}
},
"slap": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is slapping",
"others": "{} is slapping {}",
"reason": "{} is slapping because {}",
"both": "{} is slapping {} for {}"
}
},
"sleep": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is sleeping",
"others": "{} is sleeping with {}",
"reason": "{} is sleeping because {}",
"both": "{} is sleeping {} for {}"
}
},
"snuggle": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is snuggling",
"others": "{} is snuggling {}",
"reason": "{} is snuggling because {}",
"both": "{} is snuggling {} for {}"
}
},
"stab": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is stabbing",
"others": "{} is stabbing {}",
"reason": "{} is stabbing because {}",
"both": "{} is stabbing {} for {}"
}
},
"tease": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is teasing",
"others": "{} is teasing {}",
"reason": "{} is teasing because {}",
"both": "{} is teasing {} for {}"
}
},
"think": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is thinking",
"others": "{} is thinking with {}",
"reason": "{} is thinking because {}",
"both": "{} is thinking with {} for {}"
}
},
"thumbsup": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is giving a thumbs up",
"others": "{} is giving a thumbs up to {}",
"reason": "{} is giving a thumbs up because {}",
"both": "{} is giving a thumbs up to {} for {}"
}
},
"tickle": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is tickling",
"others": "{} is tickling {}",
"reason": "{} is tickling because {}",
"both": "{} is tickling {} for {}"
}
},
"triggered": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is triggered",
"others": "{} is triggered by {}",
"reason": "{} is triggered because {}",
"both": "{} is triggered by {} because {}"
}
},
"twerk": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is twerking",
"others": "{} is twerking with {}",
"reason": "{} is twerking because {}",
"both": "{} is twerking with {} because {}"
}
},
"wag": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is wagging",
"others": "{} is wagging at {}",
"reason": "{} is wagging because {}",
"both": "{} is wagging at {} for {}"
}
},
"wave": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is waving",
"others": "{} is waving at {}",
"reason": "{} is waving because {}",
"both": "{} is waving at {} for {}"
}
},
"wink": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is winking",
"others": "{} is winking at {}",
"reason": "{} is winking because {}",
"both": "{} is winking at {} for {}"
}
},
"yes": {
"forms": {
"none": "{} is saying yes",
"others": "{} is saying yes to {}",
"reason": "{} is saying yes because {}",
"both": "{} is saying yes to {} for {}"
}
}
}

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