You should try tasting cyanide
Your enzymes are meant to digest rat poison!
You should try sleeping forever
Pick up a gun and shoot yourself
You could make a world record by jumping from a plane without parachute
Stop talking BS and jump in front of a running bullet train
Try bathing with Hydrochloric Acid instead of water
Try this: if you hold your breath underwater for an hour, you can then hold it forever
Go Green! Stop inhaling Oxygen.
God was searching for you. You should leave to meet him