Octanite-Bot/webhook.php

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PHP

<?php
$bot_name = "quadnite_bot";
$bot_api = require('api_key.php');
// Checks whether the given command is the same as the entered command
function check_command($command) {
global $bot_name;
global $decoded;
$command_list = explode(" ", $decoded->{"message"}->{"text"});
if ($command_list[0] == $command || $command_list[0] == $command . "@" . $bot_name) {
return True;
}
else {
return False;
}
}
// Send code back to the sender.
function send_code($post_message, $reply=false) {
global $decoded;
global $bot_api;
global $chat_id;
$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' => '```\n ' . $post_message . '```', 'parse_mode' => 'markdown' );
if ($reply != false) {
if ($reply === true){
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
}
else {
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $reply;
}
}
$options = array(
'http' => array(
'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
'method' => 'POST',
'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
)
);
$context = stream_context_create($options);
$result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
}
// Send text back to the sender.
function send_text($post_message, $reply=false) {
global $decoded;
global $bot_api;
global $chat_id;
$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' =>$post_message );
if ($reply != false) {
if ($reply === true){
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
}
else {
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $reply;
}
}
$options = array(
'http' => array(
'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
'method' => 'POST',
'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
)
);
$context = stream_context_create($options);
$result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
}
// Send html back to the sender.
function send_html($post_message, $reply=false) {
global $decoded;
global $bot_api;
global $chat_id;
$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' =>$post_message, 'parse_mode' => 'html');
if ($reply != false) {
if ($reply === true){
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
}
else {
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $reply;
}
}
$options = array(
'http' => array(
'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
'method' => 'POST',
'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
)
);
$context = stream_context_create($options);
$result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
}
// Returns Insults
function get_insults() {
global $decoded;
if ($decoded->{"message"}->{"from"}->{"id"} == 394312580){
return "Sorry master, I am unable to do that.";
}
else {
$insults = file('insults.txt');
return $insults[rand(0,count($insults)-1)];
}
}
// Logs Intruder
function intruder() {
global $decoded;
$text = "id: " . $chat_id . "first name" . $decoded->{"message"}->{"chat"}->{"first_name"} . "\n";
$file=fopen('attempter','a');
fwrite($file,$text);
fclose($file);
send_text("You are not authorized to view the commits. Contact @ceda_ei for details");
}
// Generates random words
function rand_words($onewordmode) {
global $command_list;
if($onewordmode == 1){
$num = 1;
}
else {
if (isset($command_list[1])) {
$num = $command_list[1];
}
else {
$num = 10;
}
}
$num++;
$words = array();
if (is_integer($num)) {
$wordlist = file("/usr/share/dict/british");
for ($word=1; $word < $num; $word++) {
$words[] = $wordlist[rand(0,count($wordlist))];
}
send_text(implode(' ', $words));
}
else {
send_text(get_insults());
}
}
// Checks if the domain is available
function domain_checker() {
global $command_list;
if (isset($command_list[1])) {
$title=$command_list[1];
$title .= '.com';
$title = escapeshellarg($title);
exec("whois $title | grep 'No match for domain' &> /dev/null && echo Domain Available || echo Domain Not Available", $output);
$post_text = $title ." " . implode(' ', $output);
send_text($post_text);
}
else {
send_text(insults());
}
}
function rand_question()
{
$questions = file('rand_questions.txt');
$question = $questions[rand(0,count($questions))];
send_text($question);
}
function arch_wiki()
{
global $command_list;
$search_query = "";
for ($i=1; $i < count($command_list); $i++) {
$search_query .= $command_list[$i];
if ($i < count($command_list) - 1) {
$search_query .= " ";
}
}
if (preg_match('/^\s*$/', $search_query)) {
send_text('Missing search query');
return;
}
$url = "https://wiki.archlinux.org/api.php?action=opensearch&format=json&search=" . urlencode($search_query);
$a = json_decode(file_get_contents($url));
send_html("<a href='" . $a[3][0] . "'>" . $a[1][0] . "</a>");
}
function coin()
{
$random = rand(0,1);
if ($random == 1) {
send_text('Heads', true);
}
else {
send_text('Tails', true);
}
}
function yes_or_no()
{
$random = rand(0,1);
if ($random == 1) {
send_text('Yes', true);
}
else {
send_text('No', true);
}
}
// Kill yourself
function kys() {
global $decoded;
$kys = file('kys.txt');
$random_kys = $kys[rand(0,count($kys)-1)];
if (isset($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'})) {
if (isset($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'})){
$username = '@' . $decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'};
$random_kys = preg_replace('/##name##/g', $username, $random_kys);
}
else {
$first_name = $decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'first_name'};
$random_kys = preg_replace('/##name##/g', $first_name, $random_kys);
}
send_text($random_kys);
}
else {
send_text("Do you want to kill yourself?", true);
}
}
// Get JSON from post, store it and decode it.
$var = file_get_contents('php://input');
$json = fopen('json', "w");
fwrite($json, $var);
fclose($json);
$decoded = json_decode($var);
// Store the chat ID
$chat_id = $decoded->{"message"}->{"chat"}->{"id"};
$modules = array(
array(
"command" => "/word",
"function" => "rand_words(1);"
),
array(
"command" => "/words",
"function" => "rand_words(0);"
),
array(
"command" => "/dc",
"function" => "domain_checker();"
),
array(
"command" => "/question",
"function" => "rand_question();"
),
array(
"command" => "/wiki",
"function" => "arch_wiki();"
),
array(
"command" => "/coin",
"function" => "coin();"
),
array(
"command" => "/is",
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
),
array(
"command" => "/can",
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
),
array(
"command" => "/will",
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
),
array(
"command" => "/shall",
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
),
array(
"command" => "/was",
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
),
array(
"command" => "/does",
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
),
array(
"command" => "/did",
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
),
array(
"command" => "/should",
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
),
array(
"command" => "/kys",
"function" => "kys();"
)
);
if (!isset($decoded->{"message"}->{"text"})){
exit();
}
if (isset($decoded->{"message"}->{"pinned_message"})){
exit();
}
$command_list = explode(" ", $decoded->{"message"}->{"text"});
foreach ($modules as $module ) {
if (check_command($module["command"])) {
eval($module["function"]);
exit();
}
}
// If message is a reply, exit
if (isset($decoded->{"message"}->{"reply_to_message"})) {
exit();
}
send_text(get_insults(), true);
?>