489 lines
13 KiB
PHP
489 lines
13 KiB
PHP
<?php
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# vim: set tabstop=2 shiftwidth=2 expandtab:
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$bot_name = "quadnite_bot";
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$bot_api = require('api_key.php');
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// Checks whether the given command is the same as the entered command
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function check_command($command) {
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global $bot_name;
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global $decoded;
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$command_list = explode(" ", $decoded->{"message"}->{"text"});
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if ($command_list[0] == $command || $command_list[0] == $command . "@" . $bot_name) {
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return True;
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}
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else {
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return False;
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}
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}
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// Send code back to the sender.
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function send_code($post_message, $reply=false) {
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global $decoded;
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global $bot_api;
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global $chat_id;
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$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
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$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' => '```\n ' . $post_message . '```', 'parse_mode' => 'markdown' );
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if ($reply != false) {
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if ($reply === true){
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$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
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}
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else {
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$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $reply;
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}
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}
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$options = array(
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'http' => array(
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'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
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'method' => 'POST',
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'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
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)
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);
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$context = stream_context_create($options);
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$result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
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}
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// Send text back to the sender.
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function send_text($post_message, $reply=false) {
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global $decoded;
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global $bot_api;
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global $chat_id;
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$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
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$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' =>$post_message );
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if ($reply != false) {
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if ($reply === true){
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$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
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}
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else {
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$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $reply;
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}
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}
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$options = array(
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'http' => array(
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'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
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'method' => 'POST',
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'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
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)
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);
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$context = stream_context_create($options);
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$result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
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}
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// Send html back to the sender.
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function send_html($post_message, $reply=false) {
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global $decoded;
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global $bot_api;
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global $chat_id;
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$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
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$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' =>$post_message, 'parse_mode' => 'html');
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if ($reply != false) {
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if ($reply === true){
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$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
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}
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else {
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$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $reply;
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}
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}
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$options = array(
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'http' => array(
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'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
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'method' => 'POST',
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'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
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)
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);
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$context = stream_context_create($options);
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$result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
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}
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// Send gif back to the sender.
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function send_gif($gif_url, $reply=false) {
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global $decoded;
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global $bot_api;
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global $chat_id;
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$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendAnimation';
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$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'animation' => $gif_url );
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if ($reply != false) {
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if ($reply === true){
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$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
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}
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else {
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$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $reply;
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}
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}
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$options = array(
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'http' => array(
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'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
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'method' => 'POST',
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'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
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)
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);
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$context = stream_context_create($options);
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$result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
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return $result;
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}
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function forward_message($to_chat_id) {
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global $decoded;
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global $bot_api;
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global $chat_id;
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$message_id = $decoded->{"message"}->{"message_id"};
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$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/forwardMessage';
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$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $to_chat_id, 'message_id' => $message_id, 'from_chat_id' => $chat_id);
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$options = array(
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'http' => array(
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'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
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'method' => 'POST',
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'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
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)
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);
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$context = stream_context_create($options);
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$result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
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}
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// Generates random words
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function rand_words($onewordmode) {
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global $command_list;
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if($onewordmode == 1){
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$num = 1;
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}
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else {
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if (isset($command_list[1])) {
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$num = $command_list[1];
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}
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else {
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$num = 10;
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}
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}
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$num++;
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$words = array();
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if (is_integer($num)) {
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if ($num > 50) {
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send_text("Too many words.", true);
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return;
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}
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$wordlist = file("/usr/share/dict/words");
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for ($word=1; $word < $num; $word++) {
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$words[] = $wordlist[rand(0,count($wordlist))];
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}
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send_text(implode(' ', $words));
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}
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else {
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send_text("Ever heard of numbers?", true);
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}
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}
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function rand_question() {
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$questions = file('rand_questions.txt');
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$question = $questions[rand(0,count($questions))];
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send_text($question);
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}
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function media_wiki($base_url) {
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global $command_list;
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$search_query = "";
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for ($i=1; $i < count($command_list); $i++) {
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$search_query .= $command_list[$i];
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if ($i < count($command_list) - 1) {
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$search_query .= " ";
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}
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}
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if (preg_match('/^\s*$/', $search_query)) {
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send_text('Missing search query');
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return;
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}
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$url = $base_url . "?action=opensearch&format=json&search=" . urlencode($search_query);
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$a = json_decode(file_get_contents($url));
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$names = $a[1];
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$urls = $a[3];
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if (count($names) == 0) {
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send_text("No result found", true);
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return false;
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}
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$text = "Results\n";
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for ($i = 0 ; $i < count($names) ; $i++){
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$text .= "<a href='" . $urls[$i] . "'>" . $names[$i] . "</a>\n";
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}
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send_html($text);
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}
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function coin() {
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$random = rand(0,1);
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if ($random == 1) {
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send_text('Heads', true);
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}
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else {
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send_text('Tails', true);
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}
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}
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function get_gif($force) {
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if ($force){
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$param = "yes";
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}
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else {
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$param = "no";
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}
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$url = "https://yesno.wtf/api?force=" . $param;
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$result = file_get_contents($url);
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$json = json_decode($result);
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$image_url = $json->{"image"};
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return $image_url;
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}
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function yes_or_no() {
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global $command_list;
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if (!isset($command_list[1])){
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send_text('You know, you also have to ask the question.', true);
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return false;
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}
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$yes_replies = array("Yes", "Yep", "Yeah", "Yus", "Ja", "Ya", "Aye", "Ay", "Oui");
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$no_replies = array("No", "Nopes", "Nu", "Nah", "Nein", "Naw", "Nay", "Yesn't");
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$random = rand(0,1);
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$random2 = rand(0, 10);
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if ($random == 1) {
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$yes = $yes_replies[array_rand($yes_replies)];
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send_text($yes, true);
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if ($random2 == 5){
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send_gif(get_gif(True));
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}
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}
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else {
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$no = $no_replies[array_rand($no_replies)];
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send_text($no, true);
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if ($random2 == 33){
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send_gif(get_gif(False));
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}
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}
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}
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// Kill yourself
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function kys() {
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global $decoded;
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global $bot_name;
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global $command_list;
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$kys = file('kys.txt');
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$random_kys = $kys[rand(0,count($kys)-1)];
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if ($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'} == $bot_name){
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send_text("I can't be killed.", true);
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return;
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}
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if (isset($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'})) {
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if (isset($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'})){
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$username = '@' . $decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'};
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$random_kys = preg_replace('/##name##/', $username, $random_kys);
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}
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else {
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$first_name = $decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'first_name'};
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$random_kys = preg_replace('/##name##/', $first_name, $random_kys);
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}
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send_text($random_kys);
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}
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elseif (isset($command_list[1])){
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$username = $command_list[1];
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if ($username == "@quadnite_bot" || $username == "Quadnite" || $username == "quadnite"){
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send_text("I can't be killed.", true);
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}
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else {
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$random_kys = preg_replace('/##name##/', $username, $random_kys);
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send_text($random_kys);
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}
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}
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else {
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send_text("Do you want to kill yourself?\nIf no, reply to someone with /kys to kill them or run /kys username/name.\nYou can suggest more /kys replies using /feedback", true);
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}
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}
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// Insult
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function send_insult() {
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global $decoded;
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global $bot_name;
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global $command_list;
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$insults = file('insults.txt');
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$random_insult = $insults[rand(0,count($insults)-1)];
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if ($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'} == $bot_name){
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send_text("Watch who you talk to.", true);
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return;
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}
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if (isset($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'})) {
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if (isset($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'})){
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$username = '@' . $decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'};
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$random_insult = preg_replace('/##name##/', $username, $random_insult);
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}
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else {
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$first_name = $decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'first_name'};
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$random_insult = preg_replace('/##name##/', $first_name, $random_insult);
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}
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send_text($random_insult);
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}
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elseif (isset($command_list[1])){
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$username = $command_list[1];
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if ($username == "@quadnite_bot" || $username == "Quadnite" || $username == "quadnite"){
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send_text("Watch who you talk to.", true);
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}
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else {
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$random_insult = preg_replace('/##name##/', $username, $random_insult);
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send_text($random_insult);
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}
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}
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else {
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send_text("Do you want to insult yourself?\nIf no, reply to someone with /insult to insult them or run /insult username/name.\nYou can suggest more /kys replies using /feedback", true);
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}
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}
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function feedback(){
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global $command_list;
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if (isset($command_list[1])){
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forward_message(-1001168939936);
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send_text("Thank you for the feedback");
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}
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else {
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send_text("To send feedback type in /feedback followed by the feedback", true);
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}
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}
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// Sends back JSON
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function json() {
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global $var;
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$pretty_json = json_encode(json_decode($var), JSON_PRETTY_PRINT);
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send_text($pretty_json);
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}
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// Start Message
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function start() {
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send_text('Hi, I am Quadnite. If you are chatting with me in private, you are most likely doing it wrong. Add me to a group for fun. To give feedback, use /feedback');
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}
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function rate() {
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send_html('<a href="https://t.me/tgdrbot?start=quadnite_bot">Vote for me on Telegram Directory!</a>');
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}
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function help() {
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send_html('<a href="https://t.me/quadnite/9">Help Page</a>');
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}
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function commands() {
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send_text(file_get_contents('command_list.txt'));
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}
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// Get JSON from post, store it and decode it.
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$var = file_get_contents('php://input');
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$decoded = json_decode($var);
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// Store the chat ID
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$chat_id = $decoded->{"message"}->{"chat"}->{"id"};
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$modules = array(
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array(
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"command" => "/start",
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"function" => "start();"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/word",
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"function" => "rand_words(1);"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/words",
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"function" => "rand_words(0);"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/question",
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"function" => "rand_question();"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/arch_wiki",
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"function" => "media_wiki('https://wiki.archlinux.org/api.php');"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/wiki",
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"function" => "media_wiki('https://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php');"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/coin",
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"function" => "coin();"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/is",
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"function" => "yes_or_no();"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/are",
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"function" => "yes_or_no();"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/can",
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"function" => "yes_or_no();"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/will",
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"function" => "yes_or_no();"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/shall",
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"function" => "yes_or_no();"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/was",
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"function" => "yes_or_no();"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/does",
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"function" => "yes_or_no();"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/did",
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"function" => "yes_or_no();"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/should",
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"function" => "yes_or_no();"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/do",
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"function" => "yes_or_no();"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/kys",
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"function" => "kys();"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/json",
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"function" => "json();"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/help",
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"function" => "help();"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/insult",
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"function" => "send_insult();"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/feedback",
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"function" => "feedback();"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/rate",
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"function" => "rate();"
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),
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array(
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"command" => "/commands",
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"function" => "commands();"
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)
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);
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if (!isset($decoded->{"message"}->{"text"})){
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exit();
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}
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if (isset($decoded->{"message"}->{"pinned_message"})){
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exit();
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}
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$command_list = explode(" ", $decoded->{"message"}->{"text"});
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foreach ($modules as $module ) {
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if (check_command($module["command"])) {
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eval($module["function"]);
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exit();
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}
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}
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?>
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