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##name## don't drink and type.
I think ##name## should go home or better, a mental asylum.
Command not found. Just like ##name##'s brain.
##name## do you realize you are making a fool of yourself? Apparently not.
##name##, you can type better than that.
Bot rule 544 section 9 prevents me from replying to stupid humans like ##name##.
##name## sorry, we do not sell brains.
##name## believe me, you are not normal.
##name## I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb ##name##'s ego and jump to their IQ.
Zombies eat brains... ##name## is safe.
##name## didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from ##name##.
##name## come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
##name## i'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
##name## what language are you speaking? Cause it sounds like bullshit.
##name## stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
##name## is proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
I would ask ##name## how old they are but I know they can't count that high.
As an outsider ##name##, what do you think of the human race?
##name## brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.
Ordinarily people live and learn. ##name## just lives.
##name## I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
##name## keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent! (I doubt it though)
##name## Shock me, say something intelligent.
##name##'s IQ is lower than their shoe size.
Alas! ##name##'s neurotransmitters are no more working.
##name## are you crazy you fool?
Everyone has the right to be stupid but ##name## is abusing the privilege.
##name## I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew that.
##name## you have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?
##name## your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
##name## remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
##name## if youre waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat, cause its gonna be a really long time.
##name## some day youll go far—and I really hope you stay there.
##name## Im trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just cant get my head that far up my ass.
##name## sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that youre stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
##name## Im not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
##name## you only annoy me when youre breathing, really.
##name## Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.
##name## I dont know what your problem is, but Im guessing its hard to pronounce.
##name## Do your parents even realize theyre living proof that two wrongs dont make a right?
##name## Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied.
##name## Everyones entitled to act stupid once in a while, but you really abuse the privilege.
##name## I cant help imagining how much awesomer the world would be if your dad had just pulled out.
##name## Do you ever wonder what life would be like if youd gotten enough oxygen at birth?
##name## Please, save your breath. Youll probably need it to blow up your next date.
##name## Can you die of constipation? I ask because Im worried about how full of shit you are.
##name## Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?
##name## Dont hate me because Im beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
##name## Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
##name## Please, keep talking. I only yawn when Im super fascinated.
##name## If I wanted to hear from an asshole, Id fart.
##name## Jesus might love you, but everyone else definitely thinks youre an idiot.
##name## Sorry, I didnt get that. I dont speak bullshit.
##name## The only way youll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait.
##name## If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
##name## Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when Im around?
##name## There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.
##name## I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.
##name## I was pro life. Then I met you.
##name## Youre about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
##name## Whenever we hang out, I remember that God really does have a sense of humor.
##name## Its kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.
##name## Please just tell me you dont plan to home-school your kids.
##name## You always bring me so much joy—as soon as you leave the room.
##name## I was hoping for a battle of wits but it would be wrong to attack someone whos totally unarmed.
##name## Id tell you how I really feel, but I wasnt born with enough middle fingers to express myself in this case.
##name## Stupiditys not a crime, so feel free to go.
##name## Id tell you to go fuck yourself, but that would be cruel and unusual punishment.
I've finally found how ##name## is related to their pants, they're both full of shit.
There has been a rumor going around about ##name## acting like a dumbass. They're not acting.
##name## calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people.
##name## you know how laughter is supposed to be the best medicine? I'm surprised you haven't received an award for your face.
##name## you're the reason why shampoo bottles need directions.
They say trash takes 10-1000 years to go away, I sure hope you're going for a speedrun ##name##.
##name## makes me wish I had less eyes and ears.
##name## if you ran as much as your mouth maybe people would actually like you.
##name## mother nature takes pity on you.
If I had a face like ##name##'s I would file a lawsuit against my parents.
##name## I'm glad to see you finally graduated kindergarten.....oh no, I'm sorry I thought-
It makes me really sad to see how much time it takes ##name## to get ready in the morning, not that it makes much of a difference.
##name## I would try to insult you but it would take you the rest of the day to figure it out.
##name## I'm surprised your portraits don't hang themselves.
Many people think ##name## is a vampire because their reflection quit on the first day.
##name## you make satan consider going to church.
When god said 'Let there be light' he should have reconsidered after meeting ##name##.