diff --git a/webhook.php b/webhook.php
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+<?php
+$bot_name = "quadnite_bot";
+$bot_api = file_get_contents('api_key');
+
+// Checks whether the given command is the same as the entered command
+function check_command($command) {
+  global $bot_name;
+  global $decoded;
+  $command_list = explode(" ", $decoded->{"message"}->{"text"});
+  if ($command_list[0] == $command || $command_list[0] == $command . "@" . $bot_name) {
+    return True;
+  }
+  else {
+    return False;
+  }
+}
+
+// Send code back to the sender.
+function send_code($post_message) {
+  global $bot_api;
+  global $chat_id;
+  $url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
+  $post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' => '```\n ' . $post_message . '```', 'parse_mode' => 'markdown' );
+  $options = array(
+    'http' => array(
+      'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
+      'method' => 'POST',
+      'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
+    )
+  );
+  $context = stream_context_create($options);
+  $result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
+}
+
+// Send text back to the sender.
+function send_text($post_message) {
+  global $bot_api;
+  global $chat_id;
+  $url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
+  $post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' =>$post_message );
+  $options = array(
+    'http' => array(
+      'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
+      'method' => 'POST',
+      'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
+    )
+  );
+  $context = stream_context_create($options);
+  $result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
+}
+
+
+// Send html back to the sender.
+function send_html($post_message) {
+  global $bot_api;
+  global $chat_id;
+  $url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
+  $post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' =>$post_message, 'parse_mode' => 'html');
+  $options = array(
+    'http' => array(
+      'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
+      'method' => 'POST',
+      'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
+    )
+  );
+  $context = stream_context_create($options);
+  $result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
+}
+
+// Returns Insults
+function get_insults() {
+  global $decoded;
+  if ($decoded->{"message"}->{"from"}->{"id"} == 394312580){
+    return "Sorry master, I am unable to do that.";
+  }
+  else {
+    $insults = file('insults.txt');
+    return $insults[rand(0,count($insults)-1)];
+  }
+}
+
+// Logs Intruder
+function intruder() {
+  global $decoded;
+  $text = "id: " . $chat_id . "first name" . $decoded->{"message"}->{"chat"}->{"first_name"} . "\n";
+  $file=fopen('attempter','a');
+  fwrite($file,$text);
+  fclose($file);
+  send_text("You are not authorized to view the commits. Contact @ceda_ei for details");
+}
+
+// Generates random words
+function rand_words($onewordmode) {
+  global $command_list;
+  if($onewordmode == 1){
+    $num = 1;
+  }
+  else {
+    if (isset($command_list[1])) {
+      $num = $command_list[1];
+    }
+    else {
+      $num = 10;
+    }
+  }
+  $num++;
+  $words = array();
+  if (is_integer($num)) {
+    $wordlist = file("/usr/share/dict/british");
+    for ($word=1; $word < $num; $word++) {
+      $words[] = $wordlist[rand(0,count($wordlist))];
+    }
+    send_text(implode(' ', $words));
+  }
+  else {
+    send_text(get_insults());
+  }
+}
+
+// Checks if the domain is available
+function domain_checker() {
+  global $command_list;
+  if (isset($command_list[1])) {
+    $title=$command_list[1];
+    $title .= '.com';
+    $title = escapeshellarg($title);
+    exec("whois $title | grep 'No match for domain' &> /dev/null && echo Domain Available || echo Domain Not Available", $output);
+    $post_text = $title ."  " . implode(' ', $output);
+    send_text($post_text);
+  }
+  else {
+    send_text(insults());
+  }
+}
+
+function rand_question()
+{
+  $questions = file('rand_questions.txt');
+  $question = $questions[rand(0,count($questions))];
+  send_text($question);
+}
+
+function arch_wiki()
+{
+  global $command_list;
+  $search_query = "";
+  for ($i=1; $i < count($command_list); $i++) {
+    $search_query .= $command_list[$i];
+    if ($i < count($command_list) - 1) {
+      $search_query .= " ";
+    }
+  }
+  if (preg_match('/^\s*$/', $search_query)) {
+    send_text('Missing search query');
+    return;
+  }
+  $url = "https://wiki.archlinux.org/api.php?action=opensearch&format=json&search=" . urlencode($search_query);
+  $a = json_decode(file_get_contents($url));
+  send_html("<a href='" . $a[3][0] . "'>" . $a[1][0] . "</a>");
+}
+
+// Get JSON from post, store it and decode it.
+$var = file_get_contents('php://input');
+$json = fopen('json', "w");
+fwrite($json, $var);
+fclose($json);
+$decoded = json_decode($var);
+
+// If message is a reply, exit
+if (isset($decoded->{"message"}->{"reply_to_message"})) {
+  exit();
+}
+
+function coin()
+{
+   $random = rand(0,1);
+   if ($random == 1) {
+      send_text('Heads');
+   }
+   else {
+      send_text('Tails');
+   }
+}
+
+function yes_or_no()
+{
+   $random = rand(0,1);
+   if ($random == 1) {
+      send_text('Yes');
+   }
+   else {
+      send_text('No');
+   }
+}
+
+// Store the chat ID
+$chat_id = $decoded->{"message"}->{"chat"}->{"id"};
+
+$modules = array(
+  array(
+    "command" => "/word",
+    "function" => "rand_words(1);"
+  ),
+  array(
+    "command" => "/words",
+    "function" => "rand_words(0);"
+  ),
+  array(
+    "command" => "/dc",
+    "function" => "domain_checker();"
+  ),
+  array(
+    "command" => "/question",
+    "function" => "rand_question();"
+  ),
+  array(
+    "command" => "/wiki",
+    "function" => "arch_wiki();"
+  ),
+  array(
+    "command" => "/coin",
+    "function" => "coin();"
+  ),
+  array(
+    "command" => "/is",
+    "function" => "yes_or_no();"
+  ),
+  array(
+    "command" => "/can",
+    "function" => "yes_or_no();"
+  ),
+  array(
+    "command" => "/will",
+    "function" => "yes_or_no();"
+  ),
+  array(
+    "command" => "/shall",
+    "function" => "yes_or_no();"
+  ),
+  array(
+    "command" => "/was",
+    "function" => "yes_or_no();"
+  ),
+  array(
+    "command" => "/does",
+    "function" => "yes_or_no();"
+  ),
+  array(
+    "command" => "/did",
+    "function" => "yes_or_no();"
+  ),
+  array(
+    "command" => "/should",
+    "function" => "yes_or_no();"
+  )
+);
+
+if (!isset($decoded->{"message"}->{"text"})){
+   exit();
+}
+if (isset($decoded->{"message"}->{"pinned_message"})){
+   exit();
+}
+
+$command_list = explode(" ", $decoded->{"message"}->{"text"});
+
+foreach ($modules as $module ) {
+  if (check_command($module["command"])) {
+    eval($module["function"]);
+    exit();
+  }
+}
+send_text(get_insults());
+?>