2018-08-14 10:32:56 +02:00
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##name## don't drink and type.
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I think ##name## should go home or better a mental asylum.
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Command not found. Just like ##name##'s brain.
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##name## do you realize you are making a fool of yourself? Apparently not.
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##name##, you can type better than that.
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Bot rule 544 section 9 prevents me from replying to stupid humans like ##name##.
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##name## sorry, we do not sell brains.
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##name## believe me you are not normal.
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##name## I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.
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If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb ##name##'s ego and jump to your IQ.
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Zombies eat brains... ##name## is safe.
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##name## didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from ##name##.
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##name## come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
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##name## i'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
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##name## what language are you speaking? Cause it sounds like bullshit.
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##name## stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
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##name## is proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
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I would ask ##name## how old they are but I know they can't count that high.
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As an outsider ##name##, what do you think of the human race?
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##name## brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.
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Ordinarily people live and learn. ##name## just lives.
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##name## I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
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##name## keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent! (I doubt it though)
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##name## Shock me, say something intelligent.
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##name##'s IQ's lower than their shoe size.
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Alas! ##name##'s neurotransmitters are no more working.
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##name## are you crazy you fool.
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Everyone has the right to be stupid but ##name## is abusing the privilege.
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##name## I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew that.
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2018-09-05 20:23:05 +02:00
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##name## you have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?
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##name## your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
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##name## remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
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##name## if you’re waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat, ‘cause it’s gonna be a really long time.
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##name## some day you’ll go far—and I really hope you stay there.
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##name##I’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass.
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##name## sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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##name## I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
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##name## you only annoy me when you’re breathing, really.
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##name## Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.
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##name## I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m guessing it’s hard to pronounce.
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##name## Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?
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##name## Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied.
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##name## Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in awhile, but you really abuse the privilege.
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##name## I can’t help imagining how much awesomer the world would be if your dad had just pulled out.
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##name## Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d gotten enough oxygen at birth?
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##name## Please, save your breath. You’ll probably need it to blow up your next date.
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##name## Can you die of constipation? I ask because I’m worried about how full of shit you are.
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##name## Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?
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##name## Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
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##name## Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
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##name## Please, keep talking. I only yawn when I’m super fascinated.
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##name## If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart.
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##name## Jesus might love you, but everyone else definitely thinks you’re an idiot.
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##name## Sorry, I didn’t get that. I don’t speak bullshit.
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##name## The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.
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##name## If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
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##name## Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?
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##name## There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.
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##name## I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.
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##name## I was pro life. Then I met you.
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##name## You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
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##name## Whenever we hang out, I remember that God really does have a sense of humor.
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##name## It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.
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##name## Please just tell me you don’t plan to home-school your kids.
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##name## You always bring me so much joy—as soon as you leave the room.
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##name## I was hoping for a battle of wits but it would be wrong to attack someone who’s totally unarmed.
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##name## I’d tell you how I really feel, but I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to express myself in this case.
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##name## Stupidity’s not a crime, so feel free to go.
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##name## I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but that would be cruel and unusual punishment.
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