Add /absurdify

commands/absurdify.js

@@ -0,0 +1,27 @@
+function absurdify(text) {
+
+	const text_array = text.split("");
+	return text_array.map((character) =>
+		Math.random() > 0.5 ? character.toLowerCase(): character.toUpperCase())
+		.join("");
+
+}
+
+module.exports = () => (ctx) => {
+
+	const message = ctx.message.text.replace(/^[^ ]+/, "");
+	if (message) {
+
+		return absurdify(message);
+
+	} else {
+
+		if (ctx.message.reply_to_message)
+			return absurdify(ctx.message.reply_to_message.text);
+		else
+			return "Need text to absurdify. Send /absurdify text or reply to a"
+			+ "message with /absurdify";
+
+	}
+
+};

commands/index.js

@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ const insults_fun = require("./insult");
 const words_fun = require("./words");
 const is = require("./is");
 const weebify = require("./weebify");
+const absurdify = require("./absurdify");
 module.exports = (bot, [ questions, kys, insults, commands_list, words ]) => {
 
 	bot.command("question", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(questions)()));
@@ -45,5 +46,6 @@ module.exports = (bot, [ questions, kys, insults, commands_list, words ]) => {
 		+ "Directory!](https://t.me/tgdrbot?start=quadnite_bot)", {parse_mode:
 			"Markdown"}));
 	bot.command("weebify", (ctx) => ctx.reply(weebify()(ctx)));
+	bot.command("absurdify", (ctx) => ctx.reply(absurdify()(ctx)));
 
 };

commands/weebify.js

@@ -47,7 +47,8 @@ module.exports = () => (ctx) => {
 		if (ctx.message.reply_to_message)
 			return weebify(ctx.message.reply_to_message.text);
 		else
-			return "Need text to weebify. Send /weebify text or reply to a message with /weebify";
+			return "Need text to weebify. Send /weebify text or reply to a "
+			+ "message with /weebify";
 
 	}