Merge branch 'node_port' into 'master'

Node port

See merge request ceda_ei/Quadnite-Bot!3

.eslintrc.js

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+module.exports = {
+	"parserOptions": {
+		"ecmaVersion": 2018
+	},
+	"env": {
+		"node": true,
+		"es6": true
+	},
+	"extends": "eslint:recommended",
+	"rules": {
+		"indent": [ "error", "tab" ],
+		"operator-linebreak": [ "error", "before" ],
+		"semi": [ "error", "always" ],
+		"comma-dangle": [ "error", "only-multiline" ],
+		"quotes": [ "error", "double" ],
+		"no-tabs": [ "error", { "allowIndentationTabs": true } ],
+		"padded-blocks": 2,
+		"space-before-blocks": 2,
+		"comma-style": 2,
+		"no-console": 0,
+		"valid-typeof": 0,
+		"arrow-parens": 0,
+		"generator-star-spacing": 0,
+		"space-before-function-paren": 0,
+		"object-property-newline": 0,
+		"new-cap": 0,
+		"no-eval": 0
+	}
+};

.gitignore

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-api_key.php
+node_modules

api_key.php.sample

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-<?php return 'xxxxxxxxxx:xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx'; ?>

bot.js

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+const Telegraf = require("telegraf");
+const { BOT_API_KEY, FEEDBACK_ID } = process.env;
+const fs = require("fs").promises;
+const commands = require("./commands");
+const axios = require("axios");
+
+const bot = new Telegraf(BOT_API_KEY);
+
+const data = [
+	"questions",
+	"kys",
+	"insults",
+	"commands_list",
+	"words"
+].map(file =>
+	fs.readFile(file + ".txt", "utf-8")
+		.then(list =>
+			list.split("\n")));
+
+Promise.all(data)
+	.then(data =>
+		commands(bot, data, FEEDBACK_ID, axios));
+
+bot.launch();

commands/absurdify.js

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+function absurdify(text) {
+
+	const text_array = text.split("");
+	return text_array.map((character) =>
+		Math.random() > 0.5 ? character.toLowerCase(): character.toUpperCase())
+		.join("");
+
+}
+
+module.exports = () => (ctx) => {
+
+	const message = ctx.message.text.replace(/^[^ ]+/, "");
+	if (message) {
+
+		return absurdify(message);
+
+	} else {
+
+		if (ctx.message.reply_to_message)
+			return absurdify(ctx.message.reply_to_message.text);
+		else
+			return "Need text to absurdify. Send /absurdify text or reply to a"
+			+ "message with /absurdify";
+
+	}
+
+};

commands/feedback.js

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+module.exports = (feedback_id) => (ctx) => {
+
+	const message = ctx.message.text.replace(/^[^ ]+/, "");
+	if (message) {
+
+		ctx.forwardMessage(feedback_id);
+		return "Thanks for the feedback";
+
+	} else {
+
+		return "To send feedback type in /feedback followed by the feedback";
+
+	}
+
+};

commands/index.js

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+const random = require("./random");
+const insults_fun = require("./insult");
+const words_fun = require("./words");
+const is = require("./is");
+const weebify = require("./weebify");
+const absurdify = require("./absurdify");
+const feedback = require("./feedback");
+const media_wiki = require("./media_wiki");
+const info = require("./info");
+
+module.exports = (bot, [ questions, kys, insults, commands_list, words ],
+	feedback_id, axios) => {
+
+	bot.command("question", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(questions)()));
+	bot.command("word", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(words)()));
+	bot.command("words", (ctx) => ctx.reply(words_fun(random, words)(ctx)));
+	bot.telegram.getMe()
+		.then(bot_user => {
+
+			const default_text = (command, text) => `Do you want to ${text} `
+				+ `yourself?\nIf no, reply to someone with /${command} to kill`
+				+ ` them or run /${command} username/name.\nYou can suggest `
+				+ `more /${command} replies using /feedback`;
+
+			bot.command("insult", (ctx) => ctx.reply(insults_fun(random,
+				insults, default_text("insult", "insult"), "Watch who you talk"
+				+ " to.", ["@" + bot_user.username, bot_user.firstName])(ctx)));
+
+			bot.command("kys", (ctx) => ctx.reply(insults_fun(random, kys,
+				default_text("kys", "kill"), "I can't be killed.",
+				["@" + bot_user.username, bot_user.firstName])(ctx)));
+
+		});
+
+	bot.command("commands", (ctx) => ctx.reply(commands_list.join("\n")));
+	bot.command("is", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("are", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("can", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("will", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("shall", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("was", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("do", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("does", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("did", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("should", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("coin", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(["Heads", "Tails"])()));
+	bot.command("help", (ctx) => ctx.reply("You can either check /commands "
+		+ "for a short overview or check the [Help Page]"
+		+ "(https://t.me/quadnite/9).", {parse_mode: "Markdown"}));
+	bot.command("rate", (ctx) => ctx.reply("[Vote for me on Telegram "
+		+ "Directory!](https://t.me/tgdrbot?start=quadnite_bot)", {parse_mode:
+			"Markdown"}));
+	bot.command("weebify", (ctx) => ctx.reply(weebify()(ctx)));
+	bot.command("absurdify", (ctx) => ctx.reply(absurdify()(ctx)));
+	bot.command("feedback", (ctx) => ctx.reply(feedback(feedback_id)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("wiki", (ctx) => media_wiki(axios,
+		"https://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php")(ctx).then(x => ctx.reply(x,
+		{parse_mode: "HTML"})));
+	bot.command("arch_wiki", (ctx) => media_wiki(axios,
+		"https://wiki.archlinux.org/api.php")(ctx).then(x => ctx.reply(x,
+		{parse_mode: "HTML"})));
+	bot.command("info", (ctx) => ctx.reply(info()(ctx), {parse_mode: "Markdown"}));
+
+};

commands/info.js

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+module.exports = () => (ctx) => {
+
+	let text = "";
+	const msg = ctx.message;
+	text += `Message ID: \`${msg.message_id}\`\n`;
+	text += `Chat ID: \`${msg.chat.id}\`\n`;
+	text += `User ID: \`${msg.from.id}\`\n`;
+	if (msg.reply_to_message) {
+
+		const reply = msg.reply_to_message;
+		text += "\n*Reply to*\n";
+		text += `Message ID: \`${reply.message_id}\`\n`;
+		text += `Chat ID: \`${reply.chat.id}\`\n`;
+		text += `User ID: \`${reply.from.id}\`\n`;
+
+		if (reply.forward_from || reply.forward_from_chat) {
+
+			const forward = reply.forward_from ? reply.forward_from
+				:reply.forward_from_chat;
+			text += "\n*Forward from*\n";
+			if (reply.forward_from)
+				text += "User ID: ";
+			else
+				text += "Channel ID: ";
+			text += `\`${forward.id}\`\n`;
+			text += "Message Date: `";
+			const date = new Date(reply.forward_date);
+			text += date.toUTCString();
+			text += "`";
+
+		}
+
+	}
+	return text;
+
+};

commands/insult.js

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+module.exports = (random, kys, default_text, bot_text, excluded_names) => (ctx) => {
+
+	if (ctx.message.reply_to_message) {
+
+		const { from } = ctx.message.reply_to_message;
+		const name = from.username ? "@" + from.username : from.firstName;
+		if (name == excluded_names[0])
+			return bot_text;
+		return random(kys)().replace(/##name##/g, name);
+
+	} else {
+
+		const text_array = ctx.message.text.split(" ");
+		if (text_array.length > 1) {
+
+			const name = text_array[1];
+			if (excluded_names.includes(name)
+				|| excluded_names.includes("@" + name))
+				return bot_text;
+
+			return random(kys)().replace(/##name##/g, name);
+
+		} else
+			return default_text;
+
+	}
+
+};

commands/is.js

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+module.exports = (random) => (ctx) =>
+{
+
+	const text_array = ctx.message.text.split(" ");
+	if (text_array.length == 1)
+		return "You know, you also have to ask the question.";
+
+	return random([["Yes", "Yep", "Yeah", "Yus", "Ja", "Ya", "Aye", "Ay", "Oui"],
+		["No", "Nopes", "Nu", "Nah", "Nein", "Naw", "Nay", "Yesn't"]][Math.round(
+		Math.random())])();
+
+};

commands/media_wiki.js

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+module.exports = (axios, url) => (ctx) => {
+
+	const message = ctx.message.text.replace(/^[^ ]+/, "");
+	if (message) {
+
+		return axios.get(`${url}?action=opensearch&format=json&search=`
+			+ `${encodeURIComponent(message)}`)
+			.then((res) => {
+
+				const names = res.data[1];
+				const urls = res.data[3];
+				if (names.length == 0)
+					return "No results found";
+				return "Results\n\n" + names.map((val, index) =>
+					`<a href="${urls[index]}">${val}</a>`).join("\n");
+
+			});
+
+	} else
+		return Promise.resolve("Missing search query.");
+
+};

commands/random.js

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+module.exports = (list = []) => (n = 1) =>
+	Array(n)
+		.fill(0)
+		.map(() => list[Math.floor(Math.random() * list.length)])
+		.join("\n");

commands/weebify.js

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+function weebify(text) {
+
+	const dict = {
+		a : "卂",
+		b : "乃",
+		c : "匚",
+		d : "刀",
+		e : "乇",
+		f : "下",
+		g : "厶",
+		h : "卄",
+		i : "工",
+		j : "丁",
+		k : "长",
+		l : "乚",
+		m : "从",
+		n : "𠘨",
+		o : "口",
+		p : "尸",
+		q : "㔿",
+		r : "尺",
+		s : "丂",
+		t : "丅",
+		u : "凵",
+		v : "リ",
+		w : "山",
+		x : "乂",
+		y : "丫",
+		z : "乙"
+	};
+	const text_array = text.toLowerCase().split("");
+	return text_array.map((character) =>
+		dict[character] ? dict[character] : character)
+		.join("");
+
+}
+
+module.exports = () => (ctx) => {
+
+	const message = ctx.message.text.replace(/^[^ ]+/, "");
+	if (message) {
+
+		return weebify(message);
+
+	} else {
+
+		if (ctx.message.reply_to_message)
+			return weebify(ctx.message.reply_to_message.text);
+		else
+			return "Need text to weebify. Send /weebify text or reply to a "
+			+ "message with /weebify";
+
+	}
+
+};

commands/words.js

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+module.exports = (random, words) => (ctx) => {
+
+	const text_array = ctx.message.text.split(" ");
+	if (text_array.length == 1) {
+
+		return random(words)(10);
+
+	} else {
+
+		const input = parseInt(text_array[1]);
+		if (input && input > 0)
+			if (input < 50)
+				return random(words)(input);
+			else
+				return "Too many words.";
+		else
+			return "Not a valid number.";
+
+	}
+
+};

package.json

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+{
+  "name": "quadnite-bot",
+  "version": "1.0.0",
+  "description": "A Telegram bot that makes chats in group more fun.",
+  "main": "bot.js",
+  "scripts": {
+    "test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 1"
+  },
+  "repository": {
+    "type": "git",
+    "url": "git+ssh://git@gitlab.com/ceda_ei/Quadnite-Bot.git"
+  },
+  "keywords": [
+    "bot",
+    "telegram",
+    "telegram-bot"
+  ],
+  "author": "Ceda EI",
+  "license": "GPL-3.0",
+  "bugs": {
+    "url": "https://gitlab.com/ceda_ei/Quadnite-Bot/issues"
+  },
+  "homepage": "https://gitlab.com/ceda_ei/Quadnite-Bot#readme",
+  "dependencies": {
+    "axios": "^0.18.0",
+    "telegraf": "^3.27.1"
+  }
+}

shrinkwrap.yaml

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webhook.php

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-<?php
-# vim: set tabstop=2 shiftwidth=2 expandtab:
-$bot_name = "quadnite_bot";
-$bot_api = require('api_key.php');
-
-// Checks whether the given command is the same as the entered command
-function check_command($command) {
-  global $bot_name;
-  global $decoded;
-  $command_list = explode(" ", $decoded->{"message"}->{"text"});
-  if ($command_list[0] == $command || $command_list[0] == $command . "@" . $bot_name) {
-    return True;
-  }
-  else {
-    return False;
-  }
-}
-
-// Send code back to the sender.
-function send_code($post_message, $reply=false) {
-  global $decoded;
-  global $bot_api;
-  global $chat_id;
-  $url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
-  $post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' => '```\n ' . $post_message . '```', 'parse_mode' => 'markdown' );
-  if ($reply != false) {
-    if ($reply === true){
-      $post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
-    }
-    else {
-      $post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $reply;
-    }
-  }
-  $options = array(
-    'http' => array(
-      'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
-      'method' => 'POST',
-      'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
-    )
-  );
-  $context = stream_context_create($options);
-  $result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
-}
-
-// Send text back to the sender.
-function send_text($post_message, $reply=false) {
-  global $decoded;
-  global $bot_api;
-  global $chat_id;
-  $url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
-  $post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' =>$post_message );
-  if ($reply != false) {
-    if ($reply === true){
-      $post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
-    }
-    else {
-      $post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $reply;
-    }
-  }
-  $options = array(
-    'http' => array(
-      'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
-      'method' => 'POST',
-      'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
-    )
-  );
-  $context = stream_context_create($options);
-  $result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
-}
-
-// Send html back to the sender.
-function send_html($post_message, $reply=false) {
-  global $decoded;
-  global $bot_api;
-  global $chat_id;
-  $url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
-  $post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' =>$post_message, 'parse_mode' => 'html');
-  if ($reply != false) {
-    if ($reply === true){
-      $post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
-    }
-    else {
-      $post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $reply;
-    }
-  }
-  $options = array(
-    'http' => array(
-      'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
-      'method' => 'POST',
-      'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
-    )
-  );
-  $context = stream_context_create($options);
-  $result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
-}
-
-// Send gif back to the sender.
-function send_gif($gif_url, $reply=false) {
-  global $decoded;
-  global $bot_api;
-  global $chat_id;
-  $url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendAnimation';
-  $post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'animation' => $gif_url );
-  if ($reply != false) {
-    if ($reply === true){
-      $post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
-    }
-    else {
-      $post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $reply;
-    }
-  }
-  $options = array(
-    'http' => array(
-      'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
-      'method' => 'POST',
-      'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
-    )
-  );
-  $context = stream_context_create($options);
-  $result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
-  return $result;
-}
-
-function forward_message($to_chat_id) {
-  global $decoded;
-  global $bot_api;
-  global $chat_id;
-  $message_id = $decoded->{"message"}->{"message_id"};
-  $url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/forwardMessage';
-  $post_msg = array('chat_id' => $to_chat_id, 'message_id' => $message_id, 'from_chat_id' => $chat_id);
-  $options = array(
-    'http' => array(
-      'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
-      'method' => 'POST',
-      'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
-    )
-  );
-  $context = stream_context_create($options);
-  $result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
-}
-
-// Generates random words
-function rand_words($onewordmode) {
-  global $command_list;
-  if($onewordmode == 1){
-    $num = 1;
-  }
-  else {
-    if (isset($command_list[1])) {
-      $num = $command_list[1];
-    }
-    else {
-      $num = 10;
-    }
-  }
-  $num++;
-  $words = array();
-  if (is_integer($num)) {
-    if ($num > 50) {
-      send_text("Too many words.", true);
-      return;
-    }
-    $wordlist = file("/usr/share/dict/words");
-    for ($word=1; $word < $num; $word++) {
-      $words[] = $wordlist[rand(0,count($wordlist))];
-    }
-    send_text(implode(' ', $words));
-  }
-  else {
-    send_text("Ever heard of numbers?", true);
-  }
-}
-
-function rand_question() {
-  $questions = file('rand_questions.txt');
-  $question = $questions[rand(0,count($questions))];
-  send_text($question);
-}
-
-function media_wiki($base_url) {
-  global $command_list;
-  $search_query = "";
-  for ($i=1; $i < count($command_list); $i++) {
-    $search_query .= $command_list[$i];
-    if ($i < count($command_list) - 1) {
-      $search_query .= " ";
-    }
-  }
-  if (preg_match('/^\s*$/', $search_query)) {
-    send_text('Missing search query');
-    return;
-  }
-  $url = $base_url . "?action=opensearch&format=json&search=" . urlencode($search_query);
-  $a = json_decode(file_get_contents($url));
-  $names = $a[1];
-  $urls = $a[3];
-  if (count($names) == 0) {
-    send_text("No result found", true);
-    return false;
-  }
-  $text = "Results\n";
-  for ($i = 0 ; $i < count($names) ; $i++){
-    $text .= "<a href='" . $urls[$i] . "'>" . $names[$i] . "</a>\n";
-  }
-  send_html($text);
-}
-
-function coin() {
-  $random = rand(0,1);
-  if ($random == 1) {
-    send_text('Heads', true);
-  }
-  else {
-    send_text('Tails', true);
-  }
-}
-
-function get_gif($force) {
-  if ($force){
-    $param = "yes";
-  }
-  else {
-    $param = "no";
-  }
-  $url = "https://yesno.wtf/api?force=" . $param;
-  $result = file_get_contents($url);
-  $json = json_decode($result);
-  $image_url = $json->{"image"};
-  return $image_url;
-}
-
-function yes_or_no() {
-  global $command_list;
-  if (!isset($command_list[1])){
-    send_text('You know, you also have to ask the question.', true);
-    return false;
-  }
-  $yes_replies = array("Yes", "Yep", "Yeah", "Yus", "Ja", "Ya", "Aye", "Ay", "Oui");
-  $no_replies = array("No", "Nopes", "Nu", "Nah", "Nein", "Naw", "Nay", "Yesn't");
-  $random = rand(0,1);
-  $random2 = rand(0, 10);
-  if ($random == 1) {
-    $yes = $yes_replies[array_rand($yes_replies)];
-    send_text($yes, true);
-    if ($random2 == 5){
-      send_gif(get_gif(True));
-    }
-  }
-  else {
-    $no = $no_replies[array_rand($no_replies)];
-    send_text($no, true);
-    if ($random2 == 33){
-      send_gif(get_gif(False));
-    }
-  }
-}
-
-// Kill yourself
-function kys() {
-  global $decoded;
-  global $bot_name;
-  global $command_list;
-  $kys = file('kys.txt');
-  $random_kys = $kys[rand(0,count($kys)-1)];
-  if ($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'} == $bot_name){
-    send_text("I can't be killed.", true);
-    return;
-  }
-  if (isset($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'})) {
-    if (isset($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'})){
-      $username = '@' . $decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'};
-      $random_kys = preg_replace('/##name##/', $username, $random_kys);
-    }
-    else {
-      $first_name = $decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'first_name'};
-      $random_kys = preg_replace('/##name##/', $first_name, $random_kys);
-    }
-    send_text($random_kys);
-  }
-  elseif (isset($command_list[1])){
-    $username = $command_list[1];
-    if ($username == "@quadnite_bot" || $username == "Quadnite" || $username == "quadnite"){
-      send_text("I can't be killed.", true);
-    }
-    else {
-      $random_kys = preg_replace('/##name##/', $username, $random_kys);
-      send_text($random_kys);
-    }
-  }
-  else {
-    send_text("Do you want to kill yourself?\nIf no, reply to someone with /kys to kill them or run /kys username/name.\nYou can suggest more /kys replies using /feedback", true);
-  }
-}
-
-// Insult
-function send_insult() {
-  global $decoded;
-  global $bot_name;
-  global $command_list;
-  $insults = file('insults.txt');
-  $random_insult = $insults[rand(0,count($insults)-1)];
-  if ($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'} == $bot_name){
-    send_text("Watch who you talk to.", true);
-    return;
-  }
-  if (isset($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'})) {
-    if (isset($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'})){
-      $username = '@' . $decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'};
-      $random_insult = preg_replace('/##name##/', $username, $random_insult);
-    }
-    else {
-      $first_name = $decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'first_name'};
-      $random_insult = preg_replace('/##name##/', $first_name, $random_insult);
-    }
-    send_text($random_insult);
-  }
-  elseif (isset($command_list[1])){
-    $username = $command_list[1];
-    if ($username == "@quadnite_bot" || $username == "Quadnite" || $username == "quadnite"){
-      send_text("Watch who you talk to.", true);
-    }
-    else {
-      $random_insult = preg_replace('/##name##/', $username, $random_insult);
-      send_text($random_insult);
-    }
-  }
-  else {
-    send_text("Do you want to insult yourself?\nIf no, reply to someone with /insult to insult them or run /insult username/name.\nYou can suggest more /kys replies using /feedback", true);
-  }
-}
-
-function feedback(){
-  global $command_list;
-  if (isset($command_list[1])){
-    forward_message(-1001168939936);
-    send_text("Thank you for the feedback");
-  }
-  else {
-    send_text("To send feedback type in /feedback followed by the feedback", true);
-  }
-}
-
-// Sends back JSON
-function json() {
-  global $var;
-  $pretty_json = json_encode(json_decode($var), JSON_PRETTY_PRINT);
-  send_text($pretty_json);
-}
-// Start Message
-function start() {
-  send_text('Hi, I am Quadnite. If you are chatting with me in private, you are most likely doing it wrong. Add me to a group for fun. To give feedback, use /feedback');
-}
-
-function rate() {
-  send_html('<a href="https://t.me/tgdrbot?start=quadnite_bot">Vote for me on Telegram Directory!</a>');
-}
-
-function help() {
-  send_html('You can either check /commands for a short overview or check the <a href="https://t.me/quadnite/9">Help Page</a>.');
-}
-
-function commands() {
-  send_text(file_get_contents('command_list.txt'));
-}
-
-function weebify() {
-  global $decoded;
-  global $command_list;
-  if(count($command_list) <= 1){
-    send_text("Need text to weebify. Send /weebify text", true);
-    return;
-  }
-  $letters = array(
-    "a" => "卂",
-    "b" => "乃",
-    "c" => "匚",
-    "d" => "刀",
-    "e" => "乇",
-    "f" => "下",
-    "g" => "厶",
-    "h" => "卄",
-    "i" => "工",
-    "j" => "丁",
-    "k" => "长",
-    "l" => "乚",
-    "m" => "从",
-    "n" => "𠘨",
-    "o" => "口",
-    "p" => "尸",
-    "q" => "㔿",
-    "r" => "尺",
-    "s" => "丂",
-    "t" => "丅",
-    "u" => "凵",
-    "v" => "リ",
-    "w" => "山",
-    "x" => "乂",
-    "y" => "丫",
-    "z" => "乙"
-  );
-  $chars = str_split(preg_replace('/^\/[^ ]+ /', '', strtolower($decoded->{"message"}->{"text"})));
-  $text = "";
-  foreach($chars as $char){
-    if(key_exists($char, $letters)) {
-      $text .= $letters[$char];
-    }
-    else {
-      $text .= $char;
-    }
-  }
-  send_text($text, true);
-}
-
-function absurdify() {
-  global $decoded;
-  global $command_list;
-  if(count($command_list) <= 1){
-    send_text("Need text to absurdify. Send /absurdify text", true);
-    return;
-  }
-  $chars = str_split(preg_replace('/^\/[^ ]+ /', '', strtolower($decoded->{"message"}->{"text"})));
-  $text = "";
-  foreach($chars as $char){
-    if (rand(0,1) == 0){
-      $text .= strtolower($char);
-    }
-    else {
-      $text .= strtoupper($char);
-    }
-  }
-  send_text($text, true);
-}
-
-// Get JSON from post, store it and decode it.
-$var = file_get_contents('php://input');
-$decoded = json_decode($var);
-
-// Store the chat ID
-$chat_id = $decoded->{"message"}->{"chat"}->{"id"};
-
-$modules = array(
-  array(
-    "command" => "/start",
-    "function" => "start();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/word",
-    "function" => "rand_words(1);"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/words",
-    "function" => "rand_words(0);"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/question",
-    "function" => "rand_question();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/arch_wiki",
-    "function" => "media_wiki('https://wiki.archlinux.org/api.php');"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/wiki",
-    "function" => "media_wiki('https://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php');"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/coin",
-    "function" => "coin();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/is",
-    "function" => "yes_or_no();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/are",
-    "function" => "yes_or_no();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/can",
-    "function" => "yes_or_no();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/will",
-    "function" => "yes_or_no();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/shall",
-    "function" => "yes_or_no();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/was",
-    "function" => "yes_or_no();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/does",
-    "function" => "yes_or_no();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/did",
-    "function" => "yes_or_no();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/should",
-    "function" => "yes_or_no();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/do",
-    "function" => "yes_or_no();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/kys",
-    "function" => "kys();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/json",
-    "function" => "json();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/help",
-    "function" => "help();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/insult",
-    "function" => "send_insult();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/feedback",
-    "function" => "feedback();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/rate",
-    "function" => "rate();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/commands",
-    "function" => "commands();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/weebify",
-    "function" => "weebify();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/absurdify",
-    "function" => "absurdify();"
-  )
-);
-
-if (!isset($decoded->{"message"}->{"text"})){
-  exit();
-}
-
-if (isset($decoded->{"message"}->{"pinned_message"})){
-  exit();
-}
-
-$command_list = explode(" ", $decoded->{"message"}->{"text"});
-
-foreach ($modules as $module ) {
-  if (check_command($module["command"])) {
-    eval($module["function"]);
-    exit();
-  }
-}
-?>