command_list.txt

@@ -7,7 +7,6 @@ wiki - Search Wikipedia
 arch_wiki - Search the Arch wiki
 insult - As expected, insults
 weebify - Weebifies the given text
-absurdify - mAke tExT aBSUrd
 is - Is <your question>
 are - Are <your question>
 can - Can <your question>

webhook.php

@@ -411,26 +411,6 @@ function weebify() {
   send_text($text, true);
 }
 
-function absurdify() {
-  global $decoded;
-  global $command_list;
-  if(count($command_list) <= 1){
-    send_text("Need text to absurdify. Send /absurdify text", true);
-    return;
-  }
-  $chars = str_split(preg_replace('/^\/[^ ]+ /', '', strtolower($decoded->{"message"}->{"text"})));
-  $text = "";
-  foreach($chars as $char){
-    if (rand(0,1) == 0){
-      $text .= strtolower($char);
-    }
-    else {
-      $text .= strtoupper($char);
-    }
-  }
-  send_text($text, true);
-}
-
 // Get JSON from post, store it and decode it.
 $var = file_get_contents('php://input');
 $decoded = json_decode($var);
@@ -538,10 +518,6 @@ $modules = array(
   array(
     "command" => "/weebify",
     "function" => "weebify();"
-  ),
-  array(
-    "command" => "/absurdify",
-    "function" => "absurdify();"
   )
 );