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Ceda EI e4311467b3 Fix wrong date in /info 2019-02-14 20:01:02 +05:30
Ceda EI bd2f38679c Add /start 2019-02-14 19:00:19 +05:30
Ceda EI 59e8db799a Merge branch 'node_port' into 'master'
Node port

See merge request ceda_ei/Quadnite-Bot!3
2019-02-14 13:16:28 +00:00
Ceda EI 610fadefcc Add /info 2019-02-12 23:58:22 +05:30
Ceda EI 4481e94624 Add /wiki, /arch_wiki 2019-02-12 19:02:38 +05:30
Ceda EI 87fa5eb60c Add /feedback 2019-02-12 13:10:01 +05:30
Ceda EI 54f1e9a73b Add /absurdify 2019-02-12 04:45:02 +05:30
Ceda EI 3b945e17f3 Add /weebify 2019-02-12 04:37:50 +05:30
Ceda EI 56999fd89d Add /help, /rate 2019-02-12 03:50:29 +05:30
Ceda EI 4d2b2eb650 Add /word, /words 2019-02-12 03:32:53 +05:30
Ceda EI 1f6fc86faa Add words.txt 2019-02-12 03:10:20 +05:30
Ceda EI b6edbb8b3b Disallow insult / kys on bot 2019-02-12 03:09:42 +05:30
Ceda EI 71809ed109 Don't reply if no question exists 2019-02-12 02:03:56 +05:30
Ceda EI 2b6837adb5 Add commands/index.js. Add /insults, /kys, answer commands.
Add shrinkwrap.yaml.
2019-02-12 01:53:32 +05:30
Ceda EI 2d7dc0ca02 Add package.json 2019-02-11 23:19:07 +05:30
Ceda EI 6c8bb4000b Add random.js 2019-02-11 01:00:32 +05:30
Ceda EI 7f2f2173a0 Add base structure for bot. Rename questions.txt 2019-02-11 00:57:46 +05:30
Ceda EI abc1a87a6e Add eslintrc. Update gitignore. 2019-02-11 00:45:45 +05:30
Ceda EI f3407d1eda Remove old files 2019-01-29 16:20:50 +05:30
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api_key.php
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<?php return 'xxxxxxxxxx:xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx'; ?>

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const Telegraf = require("telegraf");
const { BOT_API_KEY, FEEDBACK_ID } = process.env;
const fs = require("fs").promises;
const commands = require("./commands");
const axios = require("axios");
const bot = new Telegraf(BOT_API_KEY);
const data = [
"questions",
"kys",
"insults",
"commands_list",
"words"
].map(file =>
fs.readFile(file + ".txt", "utf-8")
.then(list =>
list.split("\n")));
Promise.all(data)
.then(data =>
commands(bot, data, FEEDBACK_ID, axios));
bot.launch();

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function absurdify(text) {
const text_array = text.split("");
return text_array.map((character) =>
Math.random() > 0.5 ? character.toLowerCase(): character.toUpperCase())
.join("");
}
module.exports = () => (ctx) => {
const message = ctx.message.text.replace(/^[^ ]+/, "");
if (message) {
return absurdify(message);
} else {
if (ctx.message.reply_to_message)
return absurdify(ctx.message.reply_to_message.text);
else
return "Need text to absurdify. Send /absurdify text or reply to a"
+ "message with /absurdify";
}
};

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module.exports = (feedback_id) => (ctx) => {
const message = ctx.message.text.replace(/^[^ ]+/, "");
if (message) {
ctx.forwardMessage(feedback_id);
return "Thanks for the feedback";
} else {
return "To send feedback type in /feedback followed by the feedback";
}
};

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const random = require("./random");
const insults_fun = require("./insult");
const words_fun = require("./words");
const is = require("./is");
const weebify = require("./weebify");
const absurdify = require("./absurdify");
const feedback = require("./feedback");
const media_wiki = require("./media_wiki");
const info = require("./info");
module.exports = (bot, [ questions, kys, insults, commands_list, words ],
feedback_id, axios) => {
bot.command("question", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(questions)()));
bot.command("word", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(words)()));
bot.command("words", (ctx) => ctx.reply(words_fun(random, words)(ctx)));
bot.telegram.getMe()
.then(bot_user => {
const default_text = (command, text) => `Do you want to ${text} `
+ `yourself?\nIf no, reply to someone with /${command} to kill`
+ ` them or run /${command} username/name.\nYou can suggest `
+ `more /${command} replies using /feedback`;
bot.command("insult", (ctx) => ctx.reply(insults_fun(random,
insults, default_text("insult", "insult"), "Watch who you talk"
+ " to.", ["@" + bot_user.username, bot_user.firstName])(ctx)));
bot.command("kys", (ctx) => ctx.reply(insults_fun(random, kys,
default_text("kys", "kill"), "I can't be killed.",
["@" + bot_user.username, bot_user.firstName])(ctx)));
});
bot.command("commands", (ctx) => ctx.reply(commands_list.join("\n")));
bot.command("is", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("are", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("can", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("will", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("shall", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("was", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("do", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("does", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("did", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("should", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("coin", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(["Heads", "Tails"])()));
bot.command("help", (ctx) => ctx.reply("You can either check /commands "
+ "for a short overview or check the [Help Page]"
+ "(https://t.me/quadnite/9).", {parse_mode: "Markdown"}));
bot.command("rate", (ctx) => ctx.reply("[Vote for me on Telegram "
+ "Directory!](https://t.me/tgdrbot?start=quadnite_bot)", {parse_mode:
"Markdown"}));
bot.command("weebify", (ctx) => ctx.reply(weebify()(ctx)));
bot.command("absurdify", (ctx) => ctx.reply(absurdify()(ctx)));
bot.command("feedback", (ctx) => ctx.reply(feedback(feedback_id)(ctx)));
bot.command("wiki", (ctx) => media_wiki(axios,
"https://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php")(ctx).then(x => ctx.reply(x,
{parse_mode: "HTML"})));
bot.command("arch_wiki", (ctx) => media_wiki(axios,
"https://wiki.archlinux.org/api.php")(ctx).then(x => ctx.reply(x,
{parse_mode: "HTML"})));
bot.command("info", (ctx) => ctx.reply(info()(ctx), {parse_mode: "Markdown"}));
bot.command("start", (ctx) => ctx.reply("Hi, I am Quadnite. If you are "
+ "chatting with me in private, you are most likely doing it wrong. "
+ "Add me to a group for fun. To give feedback, use /feedback"));
};

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module.exports = () => (ctx) => {
let text = "";
const msg = ctx.message;
text += `Message ID: \`${msg.message_id}\`\n`;
text += `Chat ID: \`${msg.chat.id}\`\n`;
text += `User ID: \`${msg.from.id}\`\n`;
if (msg.reply_to_message) {
const reply = msg.reply_to_message;
text += "\n*Reply to*\n";
text += `Message ID: \`${reply.message_id}\`\n`;
text += `Chat ID: \`${reply.chat.id}\`\n`;
text += `User ID: \`${reply.from.id}\`\n`;
if (reply.forward_from || reply.forward_from_chat) {
const forward = reply.forward_from ? reply.forward_from
:reply.forward_from_chat;
text += "\n*Forward from*\n";
if (reply.forward_from)
text += "User ID: ";
else
text += "Channel ID: ";
text += `\`${forward.id}\`\n`;
text += "Message Date: `";
const date = new Date(reply.forward_date*1000);
text += date.toUTCString();
text += "`";
}
}
return text;
};

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module.exports = (random, kys, default_text, bot_text, excluded_names) => (ctx) => {
if (ctx.message.reply_to_message) {
const { from } = ctx.message.reply_to_message;
const name = from.username ? "@" + from.username : from.firstName;
if (name == excluded_names[0])
return bot_text;
return random(kys)().replace(/##name##/g, name);
} else {
const text_array = ctx.message.text.split(" ");
if (text_array.length > 1) {
const name = text_array[1];
if (excluded_names.includes(name)
|| excluded_names.includes("@" + name))
return bot_text;
return random(kys)().replace(/##name##/g, name);
} else
return default_text;
}
};

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module.exports = (random) => (ctx) =>
{
const text_array = ctx.message.text.split(" ");
if (text_array.length == 1)
return "You know, you also have to ask the question.";
return random([["Yes", "Yep", "Yeah", "Yus", "Ja", "Ya", "Aye", "Ay", "Oui"],
["No", "Nopes", "Nu", "Nah", "Nein", "Naw", "Nay", "Yesn't"]][Math.round(
Math.random())])();
};

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module.exports = (axios, url) => (ctx) => {
const message = ctx.message.text.replace(/^[^ ]+/, "");
if (message) {
return axios.get(`${url}?action=opensearch&format=json&search=`
+ `${encodeURIComponent(message)}`)
.then((res) => {
const names = res.data[1];
const urls = res.data[3];
if (names.length == 0)
return "No results found";
return "Results\n\n" + names.map((val, index) =>
`<a href="${urls[index]}">${val}</a>`).join("\n");
});
} else
return Promise.resolve("Missing search query.");
};

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module.exports = (list = []) => (n = 1) =>
Array(n)
.fill(0)
.map(() => list[Math.floor(Math.random() * list.length)])
.join("\n");

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function weebify(text) {
const dict = {
a : "卂",
b : "乃",
c : "匚",
d : "刀",
e : "乇",
f : "下",
g : "厶",
h : "卄",
i : "工",
j : "丁",
k : "长",
l : "乚",
m : "从",
n : "𠘨",
o : "口",
p : "尸",
q : "㔿",
r : "尺",
s : "丂",
t : "丅",
u : "凵",
v : "リ",
w : "山",
x : "乂",
y : "丫",
z : "乙"
};
const text_array = text.toLowerCase().split("");
return text_array.map((character) =>
dict[character] ? dict[character] : character)
.join("");
}
module.exports = () => (ctx) => {
const message = ctx.message.text.replace(/^[^ ]+/, "");
if (message) {
return weebify(message);
} else {
if (ctx.message.reply_to_message)
return weebify(ctx.message.reply_to_message.text);
else
return "Need text to weebify. Send /weebify text or reply to a "
+ "message with /weebify";
}
};

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module.exports = (random, words) => (ctx) => {
const text_array = ctx.message.text.split(" ");
if (text_array.length == 1) {
return random(words)(10);
} else {
const input = parseInt(text_array[1]);
if (input && input > 0)
if (input < 50)
return random(words)(input);
else
return "Too many words.";
else
return "Not a valid number.";
}
};

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{
"name": "quadnite-bot",
"version": "1.0.0",
"description": "A Telegram bot that makes chats in group more fun.",
"main": "bot.js",
"scripts": {
"test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 1"
},
"repository": {
"type": "git",
"url": "git+ssh://git@gitlab.com/ceda_ei/Quadnite-Bot.git"
},
"keywords": [
"bot",
"telegram",
"telegram-bot"
],
"author": "Ceda EI",
"license": "GPL-3.0",
"bugs": {
"url": "https://gitlab.com/ceda_ei/Quadnite-Bot/issues"
},
"homepage": "https://gitlab.com/ceda_ei/Quadnite-Bot#readme",
"dependencies": {
"axios": "^0.18.0",
"telegraf": "^3.27.1"
}
}

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<?php
# vim: set tabstop=2 shiftwidth=2 expandtab:
$bot_name = "quadnite_bot";
$bot_api = require('api_key.php');
// Checks whether the given command is the same as the entered command
function check_command($command) {
global $bot_name;
global $decoded;
$command_list = explode(" ", $decoded->{"message"}->{"text"});
if ($command_list[0] == $command || $command_list[0] == $command . "@" . $bot_name) {
return True;
}
else {
return False;
}
}
// Send code back to the sender.
function send_code($post_message, $reply=false) {
global $decoded;
global $bot_api;
global $chat_id;
$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' => '```\n ' . $post_message . '```', 'parse_mode' => 'markdown' );
if ($reply != false) {
if ($reply === true){
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
}
else {
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $reply;
}
}
$options = array(
'http' => array(
'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
'method' => 'POST',
'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
)
);
$context = stream_context_create($options);
$result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
}
// Send text back to the sender.
function send_text($post_message, $reply=false) {
global $decoded;
global $bot_api;
global $chat_id;
$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' =>$post_message );
if ($reply != false) {
if ($reply === true){
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
}
else {
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $reply;
}
}
$options = array(
'http' => array(
'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
'method' => 'POST',
'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
)
);
$context = stream_context_create($options);
$result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
}
// Send html back to the sender.
function send_html($post_message, $reply=false) {
global $decoded;
global $bot_api;
global $chat_id;
$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' =>$post_message, 'parse_mode' => 'html');
if ($reply != false) {
if ($reply === true){
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
}
else {
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $reply;
}
}
$options = array(
'http' => array(
'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
'method' => 'POST',
'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
)
);
$context = stream_context_create($options);
$result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
}
// Send gif back to the sender.
function send_gif($gif_url, $reply=false) {
global $decoded;
global $bot_api;
global $chat_id;
$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendAnimation';
$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'animation' => $gif_url );
if ($reply != false) {
if ($reply === true){
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
}
else {
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $reply;
}
}
$options = array(
'http' => array(
'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
'method' => 'POST',
'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
)
);
$context = stream_context_create($options);
$result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
return $result;
}
function forward_message($to_chat_id) {
global $decoded;
global $bot_api;
global $chat_id;
$message_id = $decoded->{"message"}->{"message_id"};
$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/forwardMessage';
$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $to_chat_id, 'message_id' => $message_id, 'from_chat_id' => $chat_id);
$options = array(
'http' => array(
'header' => "Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\n",
'method' => 'POST',
'content' => http_build_query($post_msg)
)
);
$context = stream_context_create($options);
$result = file_get_contents($url, false, $context);
}
// Generates random words
function rand_words($onewordmode) {
global $command_list;
if($onewordmode == 1){
$num = 1;
}
else {
if (isset($command_list[1])) {
$num = $command_list[1];
}
else {
$num = 10;
}
}
$num++;
$words = array();
if (is_integer($num)) {
if ($num > 50) {
send_text("Too many words.", true);
return;
}
$wordlist = file("/usr/share/dict/words");
for ($word=1; $word < $num; $word++) {
$words[] = $wordlist[rand(0,count($wordlist))];
}
send_text(implode(' ', $words));
}
else {
send_text("Ever heard of numbers?", true);
}
}
function rand_question() {
$questions = file('rand_questions.txt');
$question = $questions[rand(0,count($questions))];
send_text($question);
}
function media_wiki($base_url) {
global $command_list;
$search_query = "";
for ($i=1; $i < count($command_list); $i++) {
$search_query .= $command_list[$i];
if ($i < count($command_list) - 1) {
$search_query .= " ";
}
}
if (preg_match('/^\s*$/', $search_query)) {
send_text('Missing search query');
return;
}
$url = $base_url . "?action=opensearch&format=json&search=" . urlencode($search_query);
$a = json_decode(file_get_contents($url));
$names = $a[1];
$urls = $a[3];
if (count($names) == 0) {
send_text("No result found", true);
return false;
}
$text = "Results\n";
for ($i = 0 ; $i < count($names) ; $i++){
$text .= "<a href='" . $urls[$i] . "'>" . $names[$i] . "</a>\n";
}
send_html($text);
}
function coin() {
$random = rand(0,1);
if ($random == 1) {
send_text('Heads', true);
}
else {
send_text('Tails', true);
}
}
function get_gif($force) {
if ($force){
$param = "yes";
}
else {
$param = "no";
}
$url = "https://yesno.wtf/api?force=" . $param;
$result = file_get_contents($url);
$json = json_decode($result);
$image_url = $json->{"image"};
return $image_url;
}
function yes_or_no() {
global $command_list;
if (!isset($command_list[1])){
send_text('You know, you also have to ask the question.', true);
return false;
}
$yes_replies = array("Yes", "Yep", "Yeah", "Yus", "Ja", "Ya", "Aye", "Ay", "Oui");
$no_replies = array("No", "Nopes", "Nu", "Nah", "Nein", "Naw", "Nay", "Yesn't");
$random = rand(0,1);
$random2 = rand(0, 10);
if ($random == 1) {
$yes = $yes_replies[array_rand($yes_replies)];
send_text($yes, true);
if ($random2 == 5){
send_gif(get_gif(True));
}
}
else {
$no = $no_replies[array_rand($no_replies)];
send_text($no, true);
if ($random2 == 33){
send_gif(get_gif(False));
}
}
}
// Kill yourself
function kys() {
global $decoded;
global $bot_name;
global $command_list;
$kys = file('kys.txt');
$random_kys = $kys[rand(0,count($kys)-1)];
if ($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'} == $bot_name){
send_text("I can't be killed.", true);
return;
}
if (isset($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'})) {
if (isset($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'})){
$username = '@' . $decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'};
$random_kys = preg_replace('/##name##/', $username, $random_kys);
}
else {
$first_name = $decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'first_name'};
$random_kys = preg_replace('/##name##/', $first_name, $random_kys);
}
send_text($random_kys);
}
elseif (isset($command_list[1])){
$username = $command_list[1];
if ($username == "@quadnite_bot" || $username == "Quadnite" || $username == "quadnite"){
send_text("I can't be killed.", true);
}
else {
$random_kys = preg_replace('/##name##/', $username, $random_kys);
send_text($random_kys);
}
}
else {
send_text("Do you want to kill yourself?\nIf no, reply to someone with /kys to kill them or run /kys username/name.\nYou can suggest more /kys replies using /feedback", true);
}
}
// Insult
function send_insult() {
global $decoded;
global $bot_name;
global $command_list;
$insults = file('insults.txt');
$random_insult = $insults[rand(0,count($insults)-1)];
if ($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'} == $bot_name){
send_text("Watch who you talk to.", true);
return;
}
if (isset($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'})) {
if (isset($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'})){
$username = '@' . $decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'username'};
$random_insult = preg_replace('/##name##/', $username, $random_insult);
}
else {
$first_name = $decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'from'}->{'first_name'};
$random_insult = preg_replace('/##name##/', $first_name, $random_insult);
}
send_text($random_insult);
}
elseif (isset($command_list[1])){
$username = $command_list[1];
if ($username == "@quadnite_bot" || $username == "Quadnite" || $username == "quadnite"){
send_text("Watch who you talk to.", true);
}
else {
$random_insult = preg_replace('/##name##/', $username, $random_insult);
send_text($random_insult);
}
}
else {
send_text("Do you want to insult yourself?\nIf no, reply to someone with /insult to insult them or run /insult username/name.\nYou can suggest more /kys replies using /feedback", true);
}
}
function feedback(){
global $command_list;
if (isset($command_list[1])){
forward_message(-1001168939936);
send_text("Thank you for the feedback");
}
else {
send_text("To send feedback type in /feedback followed by the feedback", true);
}
}
// Sends back JSON
function json() {
global $var;
$pretty_json = json_encode(json_decode($var), JSON_PRETTY_PRINT);
send_text($pretty_json);
}
// Start Message
function start() {
send_text('Hi, I am Quadnite. If you are chatting with me in private, you are most likely doing it wrong. Add me to a group for fun. To give feedback, use /feedback');
}
function rate() {
send_html('<a href="https://t.me/tgdrbot?start=quadnite_bot">Vote for me on Telegram Directory!</a>');
}
function help() {
send_html('You can either check /commands for a short overview or check the <a href="https://t.me/quadnite/9">Help Page</a>.');
}
function commands() {
send_text(file_get_contents('command_list.txt'));
}
function weebify() {
global $decoded;
global $command_list;
if(count($command_list) <= 1){
send_text("Need text to weebify. Send /weebify text", true);
return;
}
$letters = array(
"a" => "",
"b" => "",
"c" => "",
"d" => "",
"e" => "",
"f" => "",
"g" => "",
"h" => "",
"i" => "",
"j" => "",
"k" => "",
"l" => "",
"m" => "",
"n" => "𠘨",
"o" => "",
"p" => "",
"q" => "",
"r" => "",
"s" => "",
"t" => "",
"u" => "",
"v" => "",
"w" => "",
"x" => "",
"y" => "",
"z" => ""
);
$chars = str_split(preg_replace('/^\/[^ ]+ /', '', strtolower($decoded->{"message"}->{"text"})));
$text = "";
foreach($chars as $char){
if(key_exists($char, $letters)) {
$text .= $letters[$char];
}
else {
$text .= $char;
}
}
send_text($text, true);
}
function absurdify() {
global $decoded;
global $command_list;
if(count($command_list) <= 1){
send_text("Need text to absurdify. Send /absurdify text", true);
return;
}
$chars = str_split(preg_replace('/^\/[^ ]+ /', '', strtolower($decoded->{"message"}->{"text"})));
$text = "";
foreach($chars as $char){
if (rand(0,1) == 0){
$text .= strtolower($char);
}
else {
$text .= strtoupper($char);
}
}
send_text($text, true);
}
// Get JSON from post, store it and decode it.
$var = file_get_contents('php://input');
$decoded = json_decode($var);
// Store the chat ID
$chat_id = $decoded->{"message"}->{"chat"}->{"id"};
$modules = array(
array(
"command" => "/start",
"function" => "start();"
),
array(
"command" => "/word",
"function" => "rand_words(1);"
),
array(
"command" => "/words",
"function" => "rand_words(0);"
),
array(
"command" => "/question",
"function" => "rand_question();"
),
array(
"command" => "/arch_wiki",
"function" => "media_wiki('https://wiki.archlinux.org/api.php');"
),
array(
"command" => "/wiki",
"function" => "media_wiki('https://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php');"
),
array(
"command" => "/coin",
"function" => "coin();"
),
array(
"command" => "/is",
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
),
array(
"command" => "/are",
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
),
array(
"command" => "/can",
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
),
array(
"command" => "/will",
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
),
array(
"command" => "/shall",
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
),
array(
"command" => "/was",
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
),
array(
"command" => "/does",
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
),
array(
"command" => "/did",
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
),
array(
"command" => "/should",
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
),
array(
"command" => "/do",
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
),
array(
"command" => "/kys",
"function" => "kys();"
),
array(
"command" => "/json",
"function" => "json();"
),
array(
"command" => "/help",
"function" => "help();"
),
array(
"command" => "/insult",
"function" => "send_insult();"
),
array(
"command" => "/feedback",
"function" => "feedback();"
),
array(
"command" => "/rate",
"function" => "rate();"
),
array(
"command" => "/commands",
"function" => "commands();"
),
array(
"command" => "/weebify",
"function" => "weebify();"
),
array(
"command" => "/absurdify",
"function" => "absurdify();"
)
);
if (!isset($decoded->{"message"}->{"text"})){
exit();
}
if (isset($decoded->{"message"}->{"pinned_message"})){
exit();
}
$command_list = explode(" ", $decoded->{"message"}->{"text"});
foreach ($modules as $module ) {
if (check_command($module["command"])) {
eval($module["function"]);
exit();
}
}
?>

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