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bot.js
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@ -9,8 +9,7 @@ const data = [
"questions",
"kys",
"insults",
"commands_list",
"words"
"commands_list"
].map(file =>
fs.readFile(file + ".txt", "utf-8")
.then(list =>
@ -20,4 +19,3 @@ Promise.all(data)
.then(data =>
commands(bot, data));
bot.launch();

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@ -1,27 +0,0 @@
function absurdify(text) {
const text_array = text.split("");
return text_array.map((character) =>
Math.random() > 0.5 ? character.toLowerCase(): character.toUpperCase())
.join("");
}
module.exports = () => (ctx) => {
const message = ctx.message.text.replace(/^[^ ]+/, "");
if (message) {
return absurdify(message);
} else {
if (ctx.message.reply_to_message)
return absurdify(ctx.message.reply_to_message.text);
else
return "Need text to absurdify. Send /absurdify text or reply to a"
+ "message with /absurdify";
}
};

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@ -1,51 +0,0 @@
const random = require("./random");
const insults_fun = require("./insult");
const words_fun = require("./words");
const is = require("./is");
const weebify = require("./weebify");
const absurdify = require("./absurdify");
module.exports = (bot, [ questions, kys, insults, commands_list, words ]) => {
bot.command("question", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(questions)()));
bot.command("word", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(words)()));
bot.command("words", (ctx) => ctx.reply(words_fun(random, words)(ctx)));
bot.telegram.getMe()
.then(bot_user => {
const default_text = (command, text) => `Do you want to ${text} `
+ `yourself?\nIf no, reply to someone with /${command} to kill`
+ ` them or run /${command} username/name.\nYou can suggest `
+ `more /${command} replies using /feedback`;
bot.command("insult", (ctx) => ctx.reply(insults_fun(random,
insults, default_text("insult", "insult"), "Watch who you talk"
+ " to.", ["@" + bot_user.username, bot_user.firstName])(ctx)));
bot.command("kys", (ctx) => ctx.reply(insults_fun(random, kys,
default_text("kys", "kill"), "I can't be killed.",
["@" + bot_user.username, bot_user.firstName])(ctx)));
});
bot.command("commands", (ctx) => ctx.reply(commands_list.join("\n")));
bot.command("is", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("are", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("can", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("will", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("shall", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("was", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("do", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("does", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("did", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("should", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
bot.command("coin", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(["Heads", "Tails"])()));
bot.command("help", (ctx) => ctx.reply("You can either check /commands "
+ "for a short overview or check the [Help Page]"
+ "(https://t.me/quadnite/9).", {parse_mode: "Markdown"}));
bot.command("rate", (ctx) => ctx.reply("[Vote for me on Telegram "
+ "Directory!](https://t.me/tgdrbot?start=quadnite_bot)", {parse_mode:
"Markdown"}));
bot.command("weebify", (ctx) => ctx.reply(weebify()(ctx)));
bot.command("absurdify", (ctx) => ctx.reply(absurdify()(ctx)));
};

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module.exports = (random, kys, default_text, bot_text, excluded_names) => (ctx) => {
if (ctx.message.reply_to_message) {
const { from } = ctx.message.reply_to_message;
const name = from.username ? "@" + from.username : from.firstName;
if (name == excluded_names[0])
return bot_text;
return random(kys)().replace(/##name##/g, name);
} else {
const text_array = ctx.message.text.split(" ");
if (text_array.length > 1) {
const name = text_array[1];
if (excluded_names.includes(name)
|| excluded_names.includes("@" + name))
return bot_text;
return random(kys)().replace(/##name##/g, name);
} else
return default_text;
}
};

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@ -1,12 +0,0 @@
module.exports = (random) => (ctx) =>
{
const text_array = ctx.message.text.split(" ");
if (text_array.length == 1)
return "You know, you also have to ask the question.";
return random([["Yes", "Yep", "Yeah", "Yus", "Ja", "Ya", "Aye", "Ay", "Oui"],
["No", "Nopes", "Nu", "Nah", "Nein", "Naw", "Nay", "Yesn't"]][Math.round(
Math.random())])();
};

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@ -1,5 +1,2 @@
module.exports = (list = []) => (n = 1) =>
Array(n)
.fill(0)
.map(() => list[Math.floor(Math.random() * list.length)])
.join("\n");
Array(n).fill(0).map(list[Math.floor(Math.random() * list.length)]);

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@ -1,55 +0,0 @@
function weebify(text) {
const dict = {
a : "卂",
b : "乃",
c : "匚",
d : "刀",
e : "乇",
f : "下",
g : "厶",
h : "卄",
i : "工",
j : "丁",
k : "长",
l : "乚",
m : "从",
n : "𠘨",
o : "口",
p : "尸",
q : "㔿",
r : "尺",
s : "丂",
t : "丅",
u : "凵",
v : "リ",
w : "山",
x : "乂",
y : "丫",
z : "乙"
};
const text_array = text.toLowerCase().split("");
return text_array.map((character) =>
dict[character] ? dict[character] : character)
.join("");
}
module.exports = () => (ctx) => {
const message = ctx.message.text.replace(/^[^ ]+/, "");
if (message) {
return weebify(message);
} else {
if (ctx.message.reply_to_message)
return weebify(ctx.message.reply_to_message.text);
else
return "Need text to weebify. Send /weebify text or reply to a "
+ "message with /weebify";
}
};

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module.exports = (random, words) => (ctx) => {
const text_array = ctx.message.text.split(" ");
if (text_array.length == 1) {
return random(words)(10);
} else {
const input = parseInt(text_array[1]);
if (input && input > 0)
if (input < 50)
return random(words)(input);
else
return "Too many words.";
else
return "Not a valid number.";
}
};

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{
"name": "quadnite-bot",
"version": "1.0.0",
"description": "A Telegram bot that makes chats in group more fun.",
"main": "bot.js",
"scripts": {
"test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 1"
},
"repository": {
"type": "git",
"url": "git+ssh://git@gitlab.com/ceda_ei/Quadnite-Bot.git"
},
"keywords": [
"bot",
"telegram",
"telegram-bot"
],
"author": "Ceda EI",
"license": "GPL-3.0",
"bugs": {
"url": "https://gitlab.com/ceda_ei/Quadnite-Bot/issues"
},
"homepage": "https://gitlab.com/ceda_ei/Quadnite-Bot#readme",
"dependencies": {
"telegraf": "^3.27.1"
}
}

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dependencies:
telegraf: 3.27.1
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