Add /absurdify

Add shrinkwrap.yaml.

bot.js

@@ -9,7 +9,8 @@ const data = [
 	"questions",
 	"kys",
 	"insults",
-	"commands_list"
+	"commands_list",
+	"words"
 ].map(file =>
 	fs.readFile(file + ".txt", "utf-8")
 		.then(list =>
@@ -19,3 +20,4 @@ Promise.all(data)
 	.then(data =>
 		commands(bot, data));
 
+bot.launch();

commands/absurdify.js

@@ -0,0 +1,27 @@
+function absurdify(text) {
+
+	const text_array = text.split("");
+	return text_array.map((character) =>
+		Math.random() > 0.5 ? character.toLowerCase(): character.toUpperCase())
+		.join("");
+
+}
+
+module.exports = () => (ctx) => {
+
+	const message = ctx.message.text.replace(/^[^ ]+/, "");
+	if (message) {
+
+		return absurdify(message);
+
+	} else {
+
+		if (ctx.message.reply_to_message)
+			return absurdify(ctx.message.reply_to_message.text);
+		else
+			return "Need text to absurdify. Send /absurdify text or reply to a"
+			+ "message with /absurdify";
+
+	}
+
+};

commands/index.js

@@ -0,0 +1,51 @@
+const random = require("./random");
+const insults_fun = require("./insult");
+const words_fun = require("./words");
+const is = require("./is");
+const weebify = require("./weebify");
+const absurdify = require("./absurdify");
+module.exports = (bot, [ questions, kys, insults, commands_list, words ]) => {
+
+	bot.command("question", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(questions)()));
+	bot.command("word", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(words)()));
+	bot.command("words", (ctx) => ctx.reply(words_fun(random, words)(ctx)));
+	bot.telegram.getMe()
+		.then(bot_user => {
+
+			const default_text = (command, text) => `Do you want to ${text} `
+				+ `yourself?\nIf no, reply to someone with /${command} to kill`
+				+ ` them or run /${command} username/name.\nYou can suggest `
+				+ `more /${command} replies using /feedback`;
+
+			bot.command("insult", (ctx) => ctx.reply(insults_fun(random,
+				insults, default_text("insult", "insult"), "Watch who you talk"
+				+ " to.", ["@" + bot_user.username, bot_user.firstName])(ctx)));
+
+			bot.command("kys", (ctx) => ctx.reply(insults_fun(random, kys,
+				default_text("kys", "kill"), "I can't be killed.",
+				["@" + bot_user.username, bot_user.firstName])(ctx)));
+
+		});
+
+	bot.command("commands", (ctx) => ctx.reply(commands_list.join("\n")));
+	bot.command("is", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("are", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("can", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("will", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("shall", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("was", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("do", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("does", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("did", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("should", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("coin", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(["Heads", "Tails"])()));
+	bot.command("help", (ctx) => ctx.reply("You can either check /commands "
+		+ "for a short overview or check the [Help Page]"
+		+ "(https://t.me/quadnite/9).", {parse_mode: "Markdown"}));
+	bot.command("rate", (ctx) => ctx.reply("[Vote for me on Telegram "
+		+ "Directory!](https://t.me/tgdrbot?start=quadnite_bot)", {parse_mode:
+			"Markdown"}));
+	bot.command("weebify", (ctx) => ctx.reply(weebify()(ctx)));
+	bot.command("absurdify", (ctx) => ctx.reply(absurdify()(ctx)));
+
+};

commands/insult.js

@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+module.exports = (random, kys, default_text, bot_text, excluded_names) => (ctx) => {
+
+	if (ctx.message.reply_to_message) {
+
+		const { from } = ctx.message.reply_to_message;
+		const name = from.username ? "@" + from.username : from.firstName;
+		if (name == excluded_names[0])
+			return bot_text;
+		return random(kys)().replace(/##name##/g, name);
+
+	} else {
+
+		const text_array = ctx.message.text.split(" ");
+		if (text_array.length > 1) {
+
+			const name = text_array[1];
+			if (excluded_names.includes(name)
+				|| excluded_names.includes("@" + name))
+				return bot_text;
+
+			return random(kys)().replace(/##name##/g, name);
+
+		} else
+			return default_text;
+
+	}
+
+};

commands/is.js

@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+module.exports = (random) => (ctx) =>
+{
+
+	const text_array = ctx.message.text.split(" ");
+	if (text_array.length == 1)
+		return "You know, you also have to ask the question.";
+
+	return random([["Yes", "Yep", "Yeah", "Yus", "Ja", "Ya", "Aye", "Ay", "Oui"],
+		["No", "Nopes", "Nu", "Nah", "Nein", "Naw", "Nay", "Yesn't"]][Math.round(
+		Math.random())])();
+
+};

commands/random.js

@@ -1,2 +1,5 @@
 module.exports = (list = []) => (n = 1) =>
-	Array(n).fill(0).map(list[Math.floor(Math.random() * list.length)]);
+	Array(n)
+		.fill(0)
+		.map(() => list[Math.floor(Math.random() * list.length)])
+		.join("\n");

commands/weebify.js

@@ -0,0 +1,55 @@
+function weebify(text) {
+
+	const dict = {
+		a : "卂",
+		b : "乃",
+		c : "匚",
+		d : "刀",
+		e : "乇",
+		f : "下",
+		g : "厶",
+		h : "卄",
+		i : "工",
+		j : "丁",
+		k : "长",
+		l : "乚",
+		m : "从",
+		n : "𠘨",
+		o : "口",
+		p : "尸",
+		q : "㔿",
+		r : "尺",
+		s : "丂",
+		t : "丅",
+		u : "凵",
+		v : "リ",
+		w : "山",
+		x : "乂",
+		y : "丫",
+		z : "乙"
+	};
+	const text_array = text.toLowerCase().split("");
+	return text_array.map((character) =>
+		dict[character] ? dict[character] : character)
+		.join("");
+
+}
+
+module.exports = () => (ctx) => {
+
+	const message = ctx.message.text.replace(/^[^ ]+/, "");
+	if (message) {
+
+		return weebify(message);
+
+	} else {
+
+		if (ctx.message.reply_to_message)
+			return weebify(ctx.message.reply_to_message.text);
+		else
+			return "Need text to weebify. Send /weebify text or reply to a "
+			+ "message with /weebify";
+
+	}
+
+};

commands/words.js

@@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
+module.exports = (random, words) => (ctx) => {
+
+	const text_array = ctx.message.text.split(" ");
+	if (text_array.length == 1) {
+
+		return random(words)(10);
+
+	} else {
+
+		const input = parseInt(text_array[1]);
+		if (input && input > 0)
+			if (input < 50)
+				return random(words)(input);
+			else
+				return "Too many words.";
+		else
+			return "Not a valid number.";
+
+	}
+
+};

package.json

@@ -0,0 +1,27 @@
+{
+  "name": "quadnite-bot",
+  "version": "1.0.0",
+  "description": "A Telegram bot that makes chats in group more fun.",
+  "main": "bot.js",
+  "scripts": {
+    "test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 1"
+  },
+  "repository": {
+    "type": "git",
+    "url": "git+ssh://git@gitlab.com/ceda_ei/Quadnite-Bot.git"
+  },
+  "keywords": [
+    "bot",
+    "telegram",
+    "telegram-bot"
+  ],
+  "author": "Ceda EI",
+  "license": "GPL-3.0",
+  "bugs": {
+    "url": "https://gitlab.com/ceda_ei/Quadnite-Bot/issues"
+  },
+  "homepage": "https://gitlab.com/ceda_ei/Quadnite-Bot#readme",
+  "dependencies": {
+    "telegraf": "^3.27.1"
+  }
+}

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