Add insults suggested by @piratecaveman

Node port

See merge request ceda_ei/Quadnite-Bot!3

bot.js

@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@ const commands = require("./commands");
 const axios = require("axios");
 
 const bot = new Telegraf(BOT_API_KEY);
+bot.catch((err) => console.log(err));
 
 const data = [
 	"questions",

commands/expand.js

@@ -0,0 +1,48 @@
+function expand(words, text) {
+
+	const letters = text.trim().toLowerCase().split("");
+	// Build a dictionary with lowercase letters as keys
+	const dict = {};
+	words.forEach(word => {
+
+		if (word == "")
+			return;
+		const initial = word.split("")[0].toLowerCase();
+		if (initial in dict)
+			dict[initial].push(word);
+		else
+			dict[initial] = [word];
+
+	});
+	return letters.map((letter) => {
+
+		if (!(letter.toLowerCase() in dict))
+			return letter;
+		const wordsWithLetter = dict[letter.toLowerCase()];
+		const word = wordsWithLetter[Math.floor(Math.random() * wordsWithLetter.length)];
+		return word;
+
+	}).reduce((acc, cur) => acc + " " + cur).replace(/\s{2,}/g, " ");
+
+}
+
+
+module.exports = (words = []) => (ctx) => {
+
+	words = words.filter(i => ! i.match(/'s$/));
+	const message = ctx.message.text.replace(/^[^ ]+/, "");
+	if (message) {
+
+		return expand(words, message);
+
+	} else {
+
+		if (ctx.message.reply_to_message)
+			return expand(words, ctx.message.reply_to_message.text);
+		else
+			return "Need text to expand. Send /expand text or reply to a "
+			+ "message with /expand";
+
+	}
+
+};

commands/index.js

@@ -7,9 +7,9 @@ const absurdify = require("./absurdify");
 const feedback = require("./feedback");
 const media_wiki = require("./media_wiki");
 const info = require("./info");
+const expand = require("./expand");
 
-module.exports = (bot, [ questions, kys, insults, commands_list, words ],
+module.exports = (bot, [ questions, kys, insults, commands_list, words ], feedback_id, axios) => {
-	feedback_id, axios) => {
 
 	bot.command("question", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(questions)()));
 	bot.command("word", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(words)()));
@@ -60,5 +60,9 @@ module.exports = (bot, [ questions, kys, insults, commands_list, words ],
 		"https://wiki.archlinux.org/api.php")(ctx).then(x => ctx.reply(x,
 		{parse_mode: "HTML"})));
 	bot.command("info", (ctx) => ctx.reply(info()(ctx), {parse_mode: "Markdown"}));
+	bot.command("expand", (ctx) => ctx.reply(expand(words)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("start", (ctx) => ctx.reply("Hi, I am Quadnite. If you are "
+		+ "chatting with me in private, you are most likely doing it wrong. "
+		+ "Add me to a group for fun. To give feedback, use /feedback"));
 
 };

commands/info.js

@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ module.exports = () => (ctx) => {
 				text += "Channel ID: ";
 			text += `\`${forward.id}\`\n`;
 			text += "Message Date: `";
-			const date = new Date(reply.forward_date);
+			const date = new Date(reply.forward_date*1000);
 			text += date.toUTCString();
 			text += "`";
 

commands/insult.js

@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@ module.exports = (random, kys, default_text, bot_text, excluded_names) => (ctx)
 	if (ctx.message.reply_to_message) {
 
 		const { from } = ctx.message.reply_to_message;
-		const name = from.username ? "@" + from.username : from.firstName;
+		const name = from.username ? "@" + from.username : from.first_name;
 		if (name == excluded_names[0])
 			return bot_text;
 		return random(kys)().replace(/##name##/g, name);
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ module.exports = (random, kys, default_text, bot_text, excluded_names) => (ctx)
 		const text_array = ctx.message.text.split(" ");
 		if (text_array.length > 1) {
 
-			const name = text_array[1];
+			const name = text_array.slice(1).reduce((i, j) => i + " " + j).trim();
 			if (excluded_names.includes(name)
 				|| excluded_names.includes("@" + name))
 				return bot_text;

commands_list.txt

@@ -21,3 +21,4 @@ should - Should <your question>
 help - Need help? Go here
 feedback - Send feedback, suggestion for kys, insult text
 rate - Rate me on TGDR
+expand - Expands a given abbreviation

insults.txt

@@ -67,3 +67,20 @@ Everyone has the right to be stupid but ##name## is abusing the privilege.
 ##name## I’d tell you how I really feel, but I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to express myself in this case.
 ##name## Stupidity’s not a crime, so feel free to go.
 ##name## I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but that would be cruel and unusual punishment.
+I've finally found how ##name## is related to their pants, they're both full of shit.
+There has been a rumor going around about ##name## acting like a dumbass. They're not acting.
+##name## calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people.
+##name## you know how laughter is supposed to be the best medicine? I'm surprised you haven't received an award for your face.
+##name## you're the reason why shampoo bottles need directions.
+They say trash takes 10-1000 years to go away, I sure hope you're going for a speedrun ##name##.
+##name## makes me wish I had less eyes and ears.
+##name## if you ran as much as your mouth maybe people would actually like you.
+##name## mother nature takes pity on you.
+If I had a face like ##name##'s I would file a lawsuit against my parents.
+##name## I'm glad to see you finally graduated kindergarten.....oh no, I'm sorry I thought-
+It makes me really sad to see how much time it takes ##name## to get ready in the morning, not that it makes much of a difference.
+##name## I would try to insult you but it would take you the rest of the day to figure it out.
+##name## I'm surprised your portraits don't hang themselves.
+Many people think ##name## is a vampire because their reflection quit on the first day.
+##name## you make satan consider going to church.
+When god said 'Let there be light' he should have reconsidered after meeting ##name##.

kys.txt

@@ -26,7 +26,7 @@
 ##name## You should try playing snake and ladders, with real snakes and no ladders.
 ##name## Dance naked on a couple of HT wires.
 ##name## An active volcano is the best swimming pool for you.
-##name## You shoulf try hot bath in a volcano.
+##name## You should try hot bath in a volcano.
 ##name## Try to spend one day in a coffin and it will be yours forever.
 ##name## Hit Uranium with a slow moving neutron in your presence. It will be a worthwhile experience.
 ##name## You can be the first person to step on the sun. Have a try.

package-lock.json

@@ -0,0 +1,81 @@
+{
+  "name": "quadnite-bot",
+  "version": "1.0.0",
+  "lockfileVersion": 1,
+  "requires": true,
+  "dependencies": {
+    "@types/node": {
+      "version": "10.12.26",
+      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/@types/node/-/node-10.12.26.tgz",
+      "integrity": "sha512-nMRqS+mL1TOnIJrL6LKJcNZPB8V3eTfRo9FQA2b5gDvrHurC8XbSA86KNe0dShlEL7ReWJv/OU9NL7Z0dnqWTg=="
+    },
+    "axios": {
+      "version": "0.18.0",
+      "requires": {
+        "follow-redirects": "^1.3.0",
+        "is-buffer": "^1.1.5"
+      }
+    },
+    "debug": {
+      "version": "3.2.6",
+      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/debug/-/debug-3.2.6.tgz",
+      "integrity": "sha512-mel+jf7nrtEl5Pn1Qx46zARXKDpBbvzezse7p7LqINmdoIk8PYP5SySaxEmYv6TZ0JyEKA1hsCId6DIhgITtWQ==",
+      "requires": {
+        "ms": "^2.1.1"
+      }
+    },
+    "follow-redirects": {
+      "version": "1.7.0",
+      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/follow-redirects/-/follow-redirects-1.7.0.tgz",
+      "integrity": "sha512-m/pZQy4Gj287eNy94nivy5wchN3Kp+Q5WgUPNy5lJSZ3sgkVKSYV/ZChMAQVIgx1SqfZ2zBZtPA2YlXIWxxJOQ==",
+      "requires": {
+        "debug": "^3.2.6"
+      }
+    },
+    "is-buffer": {
+      "version": "1.1.6",
+      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/is-buffer/-/is-buffer-1.1.6.tgz",
+      "integrity": "sha512-NcdALwpXkTm5Zvvbk7owOUSvVvBKDgKP5/ewfXEznmQFfs4ZRmanOeKBTjRVjka3QFoN6XJ+9F3USqfHqTaU5w=="
+    },
+    "ms": {
+      "version": "2.1.1",
+      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/ms/-/ms-2.1.1.tgz",
+      "integrity": "sha512-tgp+dl5cGk28utYktBsrFqA7HKgrhgPsg6Z/EfhWI4gl1Hwq8B/GmY/0oXZ6nF8hDVesS/FpnYaD/kOWhYQvyg=="
+    },
+    "node-fetch": {
+      "version": "2.3.0",
+      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/node-fetch/-/node-fetch-2.3.0.tgz",
+      "integrity": "sha512-MOd8pV3fxENbryESLgVIeaGKrdl+uaYhCSSVkjeOb/31/njTpcis5aWfdqgNlHIrKOLRbMnfPINPOML2CIFeXA=="
+    },
+    "sandwich-stream": {
+      "version": "2.0.2",
+      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/sandwich-stream/-/sandwich-stream-2.0.2.tgz",
+      "integrity": "sha512-jLYV0DORrzY3xaz/S9ydJL6Iz7essZeAfnAavsJ+zsJGZ1MOnsS52yRjU3uF3pJa/lla7+wisp//fxOwOH8SKQ=="
+    },
+    "telegraf": {
+      "version": "3.27.1",
+      "requires": {
+        "@types/node": "^10.1.2",
+        "debug": "^4.0.1",
+        "node-fetch": "^2.2.0",
+        "sandwich-stream": "^2.0.1",
+        "telegram-typings": "^3.6.0"
+      },
+      "dependencies": {
+        "debug": {
+          "version": "4.1.1",
+          "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/debug/-/debug-4.1.1.tgz",
+          "integrity": "sha512-pYAIzeRo8J6KPEaJ0VWOh5Pzkbw/RetuzehGM7QRRX5he4fPHx2rdKMB256ehJCkX+XRQm16eZLqLNS8RSZXZw==",
+          "requires": {
+            "ms": "^2.1.1"
+          }
+        }
+      }
+    },
+    "telegram-typings": {
+      "version": "3.6.1",
+      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/telegram-typings/-/telegram-typings-3.6.1.tgz",
+      "integrity": "sha512-njVv1EAhIZnmQVLocZEADYUyqA1WIXuVcDYlsp+mXua/XB0pxx+PKtMSPeZ/EE4wPWTw9h/hA9ASTT6yQelkiw=="
+    }
+  }
+}

questions.txt

@@ -1,4 +1,3 @@
-name?
 How old are you?
 Whats your Birthday?
 What starsign does that make it?
@@ -1755,4 +1754,3 @@ How do you memorize your numbers?
 Have you ever been stuck in a bad situation but had no phone?
 How many signal bars do you usually get in your room?
 What service provider do you think is the best and why so?
-