Update /commands to include new commands

Node port

See merge request ceda_ei/Quadnite-Bot!3

bot.js

@@ -3,8 +3,10 @@ const { BOT_API_KEY, FEEDBACK_ID } = process.env;
 const fs = require("fs").promises;
 const commands = require("./commands");
 const axios = require("axios");
+const roleplay = require("./roleplay.json");
 
 const bot = new Telegraf(BOT_API_KEY);
+bot.catch((err) => console.log(err));
 
 const data = [
 	"questions",
@@ -19,6 +21,6 @@ const data = [
 
 Promise.all(data)
 	.then(data =>
-		commands(bot, data, FEEDBACK_ID, axios));
+		commands(bot, [...data, roleplay], FEEDBACK_ID, axios));
 
 bot.launch();

commands/expand.js

@@ -0,0 +1,48 @@
+function expand(words, text) {
+
+	const letters = text.trim().toLowerCase().split("");
+	// Build a dictionary with lowercase letters as keys
+	const dict = {};
+	words.forEach(word => {
+
+		if (word == "")
+			return;
+		const initial = word.split("")[0].toLowerCase();
+		if (initial in dict)
+			dict[initial].push(word);
+		else
+			dict[initial] = [word];
+
+	});
+	return letters.map((letter) => {
+
+		if (!(letter.toLowerCase() in dict))
+			return letter;
+		const wordsWithLetter = dict[letter.toLowerCase()];
+		const word = wordsWithLetter[Math.floor(Math.random() * wordsWithLetter.length)];
+		return word;
+
+	}).reduce((acc, cur) => acc + " " + cur).replace(/\s{2,}/g, " ");
+
+}
+
+
+module.exports = (words = []) => (ctx) => {
+
+	words = words.filter(i => ! i.match(/'s$/));
+	const message = ctx.message.text.replace(/^[^ ]+/, "");
+	if (message) {
+
+		return expand(words, message);
+
+	} else {
+
+		if (ctx.message.reply_to_message)
+			return expand(words, ctx.message.reply_to_message.text);
+		else
+			return "Need text to expand. Send /expand text or reply to a "
+			+ "message with /expand";
+
+	}
+
+};

commands/index.js

@@ -7,9 +7,10 @@ const absurdify = require("./absurdify");
 const feedback = require("./feedback");
 const media_wiki = require("./media_wiki");
 const info = require("./info");
+const expand = require("./expand");
+const roleplay = require("./roleplay");
 
-module.exports = (bot, [ questions, kys, insults, commands_list, words ],
-	feedback_id, axios) => {
+module.exports = (bot, [ questions, kys, insults, commands_list, words, roleplay_data ], feedback_id, axios) => {
 
 	bot.command("question", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(questions)()));
 	bot.command("word", (ctx) => ctx.reply(random(words)()));
@@ -32,7 +33,7 @@ module.exports = (bot, [ questions, kys, insults, commands_list, words ],
 
 		});
 
-	bot.command("commands", (ctx) => ctx.reply(commands_list.join("\n")));
+	bot.command("commands", (ctx) => ctx.reply(commands_list.join("\n"), {parse_mode: "html"}));
 	bot.command("is", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
 	bot.command("are", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
 	bot.command("can", (ctx) => ctx.reply(is(random)(ctx)));
@@ -60,5 +61,13 @@ module.exports = (bot, [ questions, kys, insults, commands_list, words ],
 		"https://wiki.archlinux.org/api.php")(ctx).then(x => ctx.reply(x,
 		{parse_mode: "HTML"})));
 	bot.command("info", (ctx) => ctx.reply(info()(ctx), {parse_mode: "Markdown"}));
+	bot.command("expand", (ctx) => ctx.reply(expand(words)(ctx)));
+	bot.command("start", (ctx) => ctx.reply("Hi, I am Quadnite. If you are "
+		+ "chatting with me in private, you are most likely doing it wrong. "
+		+ "Add me to a group for fun. To give feedback, use /feedback"));
+
+	// Add all roleplay commands
+	Object.keys(roleplay_data).map(command =>
+		bot.command(command, ctx => roleplay(roleplay_data[command].forms, roleplay_data[command].gifs)(ctx)));
 
 };

commands/info.js

@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ module.exports = () => (ctx) => {
 				text += "Channel ID: ";
 			text += `\`${forward.id}\`\n`;
 			text += "Message Date: `";
-			const date = new Date(reply.forward_date);
+			const date = new Date(reply.forward_date*1000);
 			text += date.toUTCString();
 			text += "`";
 

commands/insult.js

@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@ module.exports = (random, kys, default_text, bot_text, excluded_names) => (ctx)
 	if (ctx.message.reply_to_message) {
 
 		const { from } = ctx.message.reply_to_message;
-		const name = from.username ? "@" + from.username : from.firstName;
+		const name = from.username ? "@" + from.username : from.first_name;
 		if (name == excluded_names[0])
 			return bot_text;
 		return random(kys)().replace(/##name##/g, name);
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ module.exports = (random, kys, default_text, bot_text, excluded_names) => (ctx)
 		const text_array = ctx.message.text.split(" ");
 		if (text_array.length > 1) {
 
-			const name = text_array[1];
+			const name = text_array.slice(1).reduce((i, j) => i + " " + j).trim();
 			if (excluded_names.includes(name)
 				|| excluded_names.includes("@" + name))
 				return bot_text;

commands/roleplay.js

@@ -0,0 +1,40 @@
+function joinUsers(users) {
+
+	if (users.length == 1)
+		return users[0];
+	return users.slice(0, users.length - 1).join(", ")
+		+ ` and ${users[users.length - 1]}`;
+
+}
+
+
+module.exports = (forms, gifs) => (ctx) => {
+
+	const gif = gifs[Math.floor(Math.random() * gifs.length)];
+	const message = ctx.message.text.replace(/^[^ ]+\s*/, "")
+		.match(/^((@\w+(\s+|$))*)(.*)/);
+	const users = message[1].trim().split(" ").filter(i => i.length);
+	const reason = message[4];
+	let reply = "";
+	const from = ctx.message.from;
+	const user = from.username ? "@" + from.username : from.first_name;
+	if (users.length > 0 && reason.length > 0)
+		reply = forms.both
+			.replace("{}", user)
+			.replace("{}", joinUsers(users))
+			.replace("{}", reason);
+	else if (users.length > 0)
+		reply = forms.others
+			.replace("{}", user)
+			.replace("{}", joinUsers(users));
+	else if (reason.length > 0)
+		reply = forms.reason
+			.replace("{}", user)
+			.replace("{}", reason);
+	else
+		reply = forms.none
+			.replace("{}", user);
+
+	ctx.replyWithAnimation(gif, {caption: reply});
+
+};

commands_list.txt

@@ -1,23 +1,61 @@
-question - Get a random question
-word - Get a random word
-words - Get n random words
-kys - Kill yourself
+<b>Random</b>
+
 coin - Tosses a coin
 wiki - Search Wikipedia
 arch_wiki - Search the Arch wiki
+kys - Kill yourself
 insult - As expected, insults
+
+<b>Wordplay</b>
+
+question - Get a random question
+word - Get a random word
+words - Get n random words
 weebify - Weebifies the given text
 absurdify - mAke tExT aBSUrd
-is - Is <your question>
-are - Are <your question>
-can - Can <your question>
-will - will <your question>
-shall - shall <your question>
-was - Was <your question>
-do - Do <your question>
-does - Does <your question>
-did - Did <your question>
-should - Should <your question>
+expand - Expands a given abbreviation
+
+<b>Ask a question</b>
+<code>
+is       are   can
+will     did   shall
+was      do    does
+should
+</code>
+<b>Roleplay</b>
+<code>
+angry       bite
+blush       bored
+bonk        boop
+chase       cheer
+cringe      cry
+cuddle      dab
+dance       die
+eat         facepalm
+feed        glomp
+happy       hate
+holdhands   hide
+highfive    hug
+kill        kiss
+laugh       lick
+love        lurk
+nervous     no
+nom         nuzzle
+panic       pat
+peck        poke
+pout        run
+shoot       shrug
+sip         slap
+sleep       snuggle
+stab        tease
+think       thumbsup
+tickle      triggered
+twerk       wag
+wave        wink
+yes
+</code>
+<b>Miscallenous</b>
+
 help - Need help? Go here
 feedback - Send feedback, suggestion for kys, insult text
 rate - Rate me on TGDR

insults.txt

@@ -67,3 +67,20 @@ Everyone has the right to be stupid but ##name## is abusing the privilege.
 ##name## I’d tell you how I really feel, but I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to express myself in this case.
 ##name## Stupidity’s not a crime, so feel free to go.
 ##name## I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but that would be cruel and unusual punishment.
+I've finally found how ##name## is related to their pants, they're both full of shit.
+There has been a rumor going around about ##name## acting like a dumbass. They're not acting.
+##name## calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people.
+##name## you know how laughter is supposed to be the best medicine? I'm surprised you haven't received an award for your face.
+##name## you're the reason why shampoo bottles need directions.
+They say trash takes 10-1000 years to go away, I sure hope you're going for a speedrun ##name##.
+##name## makes me wish I had less eyes and ears.
+##name## if you ran as much as your mouth maybe people would actually like you.
+##name## mother nature takes pity on you.
+If I had a face like ##name##'s I would file a lawsuit against my parents.
+##name## I'm glad to see you finally graduated kindergarten.....oh no, I'm sorry I thought-
+It makes me really sad to see how much time it takes ##name## to get ready in the morning, not that it makes much of a difference.
+##name## I would try to insult you but it would take you the rest of the day to figure it out.
+##name## I'm surprised your portraits don't hang themselves.
+Many people think ##name## is a vampire because their reflection quit on the first day.
+##name## you make satan consider going to church.
+When god said 'Let there be light' he should have reconsidered after meeting ##name##.

kys.txt

@@ -26,7 +26,7 @@
 ##name## You should try playing snake and ladders, with real snakes and no ladders.
 ##name## Dance naked on a couple of HT wires.
 ##name## An active volcano is the best swimming pool for you.
-##name## You shoulf try hot bath in a volcano.
+##name## You should try hot bath in a volcano.
 ##name## Try to spend one day in a coffin and it will be yours forever.
 ##name## Hit Uranium with a slow moving neutron in your presence. It will be a worthwhile experience.
 ##name## You can be the first person to step on the sun. Have a try.

package-lock.json

@@ -0,0 +1,81 @@
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+  "version": "1.0.0",
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+  "requires": true,
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questions.txt

@@ -1,4 +1,3 @@
-name?
 How old are you?
 Whats your Birthday?
 What starsign does that make it?
@@ -1755,4 +1754,3 @@ How do you memorize your numbers?
 Have you ever been stuck in a bad situation but had no phone?
 How many signal bars do you usually get in your room?
 What service provider do you think is the best and why so?
-