11 lines
500 B
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11 lines
500 B
Plaintext
You should try tasting cyanide
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Your enzymes are meant to digest rat poison!
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You should try sleeping forever
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Pick up a gun and shoot yourself
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You could make a world record by jumping from a plane without parachute
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Stop talking BS and jump in front of a running bullet train
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Try bathing with Hydrochloric Acid instead of water
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Try this: if you hold your breath underwater for an hour, you can then hold it forever
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Go Green! Stop inhaling Oxygen.
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God was searching for you. You should leave to meet him
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