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< ? php
$bot_name = " quadnite_bot " ;
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$bot_api = require ( 'api_key.php' );
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// Checks whether the given command is the same as the entered command
function check_command ( $command ) {
global $bot_name ;
global $decoded ;
$command_list = explode ( " " , $decoded -> { " message " } -> { " text " });
if ( $command_list [ 0 ] == $command || $command_list [ 0 ] == $command . " @ " . $bot_name ) {
return True ;
}
else {
return False ;
}
}
// Send code back to the sender.
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function send_code ( $post_message , $reply = false ) {
global $decoded ;
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global $bot_api ;
global $chat_id ;
$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage' ;
$post_msg = array ( 'chat_id' => $chat_id , 'text' => '```\n ' . $post_message . '```' , 'parse_mode' => 'markdown' );
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if ( $reply != false ) {
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if ( $reply === true ){
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$post_msg [ 'reply_to_message_id' ] = $decoded -> { 'message' } -> { 'message_id' };
}
else {
$post_msg [ 'reply_to_message_id' ] = $reply ;
}
}
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$options = array (
'http' => array (
'header' => " Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded \r \n " ,
'method' => 'POST' ,
'content' => http_build_query ( $post_msg )
)
);
$context = stream_context_create ( $options );
$result = file_get_contents ( $url , false , $context );
}
// Send text back to the sender.
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function send_text ( $post_message , $reply = false ) {
global $decoded ;
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global $bot_api ;
global $chat_id ;
$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage' ;
$post_msg = array ( 'chat_id' => $chat_id , 'text' => $post_message );
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if ( $reply != false ) {
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if ( $reply === true ){
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$post_msg [ 'reply_to_message_id' ] = $decoded -> { 'message' } -> { 'message_id' };
}
else {
$post_msg [ 'reply_to_message_id' ] = $reply ;
}
}
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$options = array (
'http' => array (
'header' => " Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded \r \n " ,
'method' => 'POST' ,
'content' => http_build_query ( $post_msg )
)
);
$context = stream_context_create ( $options );
$result = file_get_contents ( $url , false , $context );
}
// Send html back to the sender.
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function send_html ( $post_message , $reply = false ) {
global $decoded ;
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global $bot_api ;
global $chat_id ;
$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage' ;
$post_msg = array ( 'chat_id' => $chat_id , 'text' => $post_message , 'parse_mode' => 'html' );
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if ( $reply != false ) {
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if ( $reply === true ){
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$post_msg [ 'reply_to_message_id' ] = $decoded -> { 'message' } -> { 'message_id' };
}
else {
$post_msg [ 'reply_to_message_id' ] = $reply ;
}
}
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$options = array (
'http' => array (
'header' => " Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded \r \n " ,
'method' => 'POST' ,
'content' => http_build_query ( $post_msg )
)
);
$context = stream_context_create ( $options );
$result = file_get_contents ( $url , false , $context );
}
// Returns Insults
function get_insults () {
global $decoded ;
if ( $decoded -> { " message " } -> { " from " } -> { " id " } == 394312580 ){
return " Sorry master, I am unable to do that. " ;
}
else {
$insults = file ( 'insults.txt' );
return $insults [ rand ( 0 , count ( $insults ) - 1 )];
}
}
// Logs Intruder
function intruder () {
global $decoded ;
$text = " id: " . $chat_id . " first name " . $decoded -> { " message " } -> { " chat " } -> { " first_name " } . " \n " ;
$file = fopen ( 'attempter' , 'a' );
fwrite ( $file , $text );
fclose ( $file );
send_text ( " You are not authorized to view the commits. Contact @ceda_ei for details " );
}
// Generates random words
function rand_words ( $onewordmode ) {
global $command_list ;
if ( $onewordmode == 1 ){
$num = 1 ;
}
else {
if ( isset ( $command_list [ 1 ])) {
$num = $command_list [ 1 ];
}
else {
$num = 10 ;
}
}
$num ++ ;
$words = array ();
if ( is_integer ( $num )) {
$wordlist = file ( " /usr/share/dict/british " );
for ( $word = 1 ; $word < $num ; $word ++ ) {
$words [] = $wordlist [ rand ( 0 , count ( $wordlist ))];
}
send_text ( implode ( ' ' , $words ));
}
else {
send_text ( get_insults ());
}
}
// Checks if the domain is available
function domain_checker () {
global $command_list ;
if ( isset ( $command_list [ 1 ])) {
$title = $command_list [ 1 ];
$title .= '.com' ;
$title = escapeshellarg ( $title );
exec ( " whois $title | grep 'No match for domain' &> /dev/null && echo Domain Available || echo Domain Not Available " , $output );
$post_text = $title . " " . implode ( ' ' , $output );
send_text ( $post_text );
}
}
function rand_question ()
{
$questions = file ( 'rand_questions.txt' );
$question = $questions [ rand ( 0 , count ( $questions ))];
send_text ( $question );
}
function arch_wiki ()
{
global $command_list ;
$search_query = " " ;
for ( $i = 1 ; $i < count ( $command_list ); $i ++ ) {
$search_query .= $command_list [ $i ];
if ( $i < count ( $command_list ) - 1 ) {
$search_query .= " " ;
}
}
if ( preg_match ( '/^\s*$/' , $search_query )) {
send_text ( 'Missing search query' );
return ;
}
$url = " https://wiki.archlinux.org/api.php?action=opensearch&format=json&search= " . urlencode ( $search_query );
$a = json_decode ( file_get_contents ( $url ));
send_html ( " <a href=' " . $a [ 3 ][ 0 ] . " '> " . $a [ 1 ][ 0 ] . " </a> " );
}
function coin ()
{
$random = rand ( 0 , 1 );
if ( $random == 1 ) {
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send_text ( 'Heads' , true );
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}
else {
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send_text ( 'Tails' , true );
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}
}
function yes_or_no ()
{
$random = rand ( 0 , 1 );
if ( $random == 1 ) {
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send_text ( 'Yes' , true );
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}
else {
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send_text ( 'No' , true );
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}
}
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// Kill yourself
function kys () {
global $decoded ;
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global $bot_name ;
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$kys = file ( 'kys.txt' );
$random_kys = $kys [ rand ( 0 , count ( $kys ) - 1 )];
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if ( $decoded -> { 'message' } -> { 'reply_to_message' } -> { 'from' } -> { 'username' } == $bot_name ){
send_text ( " I can't be killed. " , true );
return ;
}
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if ( isset ( $decoded -> { 'message' } -> { 'reply_to_message' })) {
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if ( isset ( $decoded -> { 'message' } -> { 'reply_to_message' } -> { 'from' } -> { 'username' })){
$username = '@' . $decoded -> { 'message' } -> { 'reply_to_message' } -> { 'from' } -> { 'username' };
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$random_kys = preg_replace ( '/##name##/' , $username , $random_kys );
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}
else {
$first_name = $decoded -> { 'message' } -> { 'reply_to_message' } -> { 'from' } -> { 'first_name' };
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$random_kys = preg_replace ( '/##name##/' , $first_name , $random_kys );
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}
send_text ( $random_kys );
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}
else {
send_text ( " Do you want to kill yourself? " , true );
}
}
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// Sends back JSON
function json () {
global $var ;
send_text ( $var );
}
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// Start Message
function start () {
send_text ( 'Hi, I am Quadnite. If you are chatting with me in private, you are most likely doing it wrong. Add me to a group for fun. Do not promote me to an admin or I WILL hate you.' );
}
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// Get JSON from post, store it and decode it.
$var = file_get_contents ( 'php://input' );
$json = fopen ( 'json' , " w " );
fwrite ( $json , $var );
fclose ( $json );
$decoded = json_decode ( $var );
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// Store the chat ID
$chat_id = $decoded -> { " message " } -> { " chat " } -> { " id " };
$modules = array (
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array (
" command " => " /start " ,
" function " => " start(); "
),
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array (
" command " => " /word " ,
" function " => " rand_words(1); "
),
array (
" command " => " /words " ,
" function " => " rand_words(0); "
),
array (
" command " => " /dc " ,
" function " => " domain_checker(); "
),
array (
" command " => " /question " ,
" function " => " rand_question(); "
),
array (
" command " => " /wiki " ,
" function " => " arch_wiki(); "
),
array (
" command " => " /coin " ,
" function " => " coin(); "
),
array (
" command " => " /is " ,
" function " => " yes_or_no(); "
),
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array (
" command " => " /are " ,
" function " => " yes_or_no(); "
),
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array (
" command " => " /can " ,
" function " => " yes_or_no(); "
),
array (
" command " => " /will " ,
" function " => " yes_or_no(); "
),
array (
" command " => " /shall " ,
" function " => " yes_or_no(); "
),
array (
" command " => " /was " ,
" function " => " yes_or_no(); "
),
array (
" command " => " /does " ,
" function " => " yes_or_no(); "
),
array (
" command " => " /did " ,
" function " => " yes_or_no(); "
),
array (
" command " => " /should " ,
" function " => " yes_or_no(); "
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),
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array (
" command " => " /do " ,
" function " => " yes_or_no(); "
),
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array (
" command " => " /kys " ,
" function " => " kys(); "
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),
array (
" command " => " /json " ,
" function " => " json(); "
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)
);
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if ( ! isset ( $decoded -> { " message " } -> { " text " })){
exit ();
}
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if ( isset ( $decoded -> { " message " } -> { " pinned_message " })){
exit ();
}
$command_list = explode ( " " , $decoded -> { " message " } -> { " text " });
foreach ( $modules as $module ) {
if ( check_command ( $module [ " command " ])) {
eval ( $module [ " function " ]);
exit ();
}
}
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// If message is a reply, exit
if ( isset ( $decoded -> { " message " } -> { " reply_to_message " })) {
exit ();
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}
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send_text ( get_insults (), true );
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?>