Add kys, Fix reply.

Added kys.txt, kys() function and its corresponding array to modules array.
Also, replace == with === in reply for send methods.
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Ceda EI 2018-04-02 16:41:36 +05:30
parent ff72c587ac
commit 6e50489f35
3 changed files with 32 additions and 3 deletions

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@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
question - Get a random question
word - Get a random word
words - Get n random words
kys - Kill yourself
dc - Check availability of .com domain
coin - Tosses a coin
wiki - search the Arch wiki

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kys.txt Normal file
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@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
You should try tasting cyanide
Your enzymes are meant to digest rat poison!
You should try sleeping forever
Pick up a gun and shoot yourself
You could make a world record by jumping from a plane without parachute
Stop talking BS and jump in front of a running bullet train
Try bathing with Hydrochloric Acid instead of water
Try this: if you hold your breath underwater for an hour, you can then hold it forever
Go Green! Stop inhaling Oxygen.
God was searching for you. You should leave to meet him

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@ -23,7 +23,7 @@ function send_code($post_message, $reply=false) {
$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' => '```\n ' . $post_message . '```', 'parse_mode' => 'markdown' );
if ($reply != false) {
if ($reply == true){
if ($reply === true){
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
}
else {
@ -49,7 +49,7 @@ function send_text($post_message, $reply=false) {
$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' =>$post_message );
if ($reply != false) {
if ($reply == true){
if ($reply === true){
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
}
else {
@ -76,7 +76,7 @@ function send_html($post_message, $reply=false) {
$url = 'https://api.telegram.org/bot' . $bot_api . '/sendMessage';
$post_msg = array('chat_id' => $chat_id, 'text' =>$post_message, 'parse_mode' => 'html');
if ($reply != false) {
if ($reply == true){
if ($reply === true){
$post_msg['reply_to_message_id'] = $decoded->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
}
else {
@ -208,6 +208,20 @@ function yes_or_no()
}
}
// Kill yourself
function kys() {
global $decoded;
$kys = file('kys.txt');
$random_kys = $kys[rand(0,count($kys)-1)];
if (isset($decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'})) {
$reply_id = $decoded->{'message'}->{'reply_to_message'}->{'message'}->{'message_id'};
send_text($random_kys, $reply_id);
}
else {
send_text("Do you want to kill yourself?", true);
}
}
// Get JSON from post, store it and decode it.
$var = file_get_contents('php://input');
$json = fopen('json', "w");
@ -274,6 +288,10 @@ $modules = array(
array(
"command" => "/should",
"function" => "yes_or_no();"
),
array(
"command" => "/kys",
"function" => "kys();"
)
);