Fix a few typos, improve some sentences.
Signed-off-by: ATechnoHazard <amolele@firehound.org>
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insults.txt
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##name## don't drink and type.
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I think ##name## should go home or better a mental asylum.
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I think ##name## should go home or better, a mental asylum.
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Command not found. Just like ##name##'s brain.
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##name## do you realize you are making a fool of yourself? Apparently not.
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##name##, you can type better than that.
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Bot rule 544 section 9 prevents me from replying to stupid humans like ##name##.
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##name## sorry, we do not sell brains.
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##name## believe me you are not normal.
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##name## believe me, you are not normal.
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##name## I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.
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If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb ##name##'s ego and jump to your IQ.
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If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb ##name##'s ego and jump to their IQ.
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Zombies eat brains... ##name## is safe.
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##name## didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from ##name##.
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##name## come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
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##name## I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
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##name## keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent! (I doubt it though)
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##name## Shock me, say something intelligent.
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##name##'s IQ's lower than their shoe size.
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##name##'s IQ is lower than their shoe size.
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Alas! ##name##'s neurotransmitters are no more working.
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##name## are you crazy you fool.
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##name## are you crazy you fool?
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Everyone has the right to be stupid but ##name## is abusing the privilege.
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##name## I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew that.
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##name## you have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?
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##name## remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
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##name## if you’re waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat, ‘cause it’s gonna be a really long time.
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##name## some day you’ll go far—and I really hope you stay there.
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##name##I’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass.
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##name## I’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass.
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##name## sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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##name## I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
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##name## you only annoy me when you’re breathing, really.
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##name## I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m guessing it’s hard to pronounce.
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##name## Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?
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##name## Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied.
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##name## Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in awhile, but you really abuse the privilege.
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##name## Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in a while, but you really abuse the privilege.
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##name## I can’t help imagining how much awesomer the world would be if your dad had just pulled out.
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##name## Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d gotten enough oxygen at birth?
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##name## Please, save your breath. You’ll probably need it to blow up your next date.
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kys.txt
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kys.txt
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##name## You should try tasting cyanide
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##name## You should try tasting cyanide.
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##name## Your enzymes are meant to digest rat poison!
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##name## You should try sleeping forever
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##name## Pick up a gun and shoot yourself
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##name## You could make a world record by jumping from a plane without parachute
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##name## Stop talking BS and jump in front of a running bullet train
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##name## Try bathing with Hydrochloric Acid instead of water
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##name## Try this: if you hold your breath underwater for an hour, you can then hold it forever
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##name## You should try sleeping forever.
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##name## Pick up a gun and shoot yourself.
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##name## You could make a world record by jumping from a plane without parachute.
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##name## Stop talking BS and jump in front of a running bullet train.
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##name## Try bathing with Hydrochloric Acid instead of water.
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##name## Try this: if you hold your breath underwater for an hour, you can then hold it forever.
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##name## Go Green! Stop inhaling Oxygen.
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##name## God was searching for you. You should leave to meet him
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##name## give your 100%. Now, go donate blood.
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##name## Try jumping from a hundred story building but you can do it only once.
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##name## God was searching for you. You should leave to meet him.
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##name## Go give your 100%! Now, go donate blood.
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##name## Try jumping from a hundred story building, but you can do it only once.
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##name## You should donate your brain seeing that you never used it.
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##name## Volunteer for target in an firing range.
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##name## Head shots are fun. Get yourself one !!
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##name## You should try swimming with great white sharks
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##name## You should try swimming with great white sharks.
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##name## You should paint yourself red and run in a bull marathon.
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##name## You can stay underwater for the rest of your life without coming back up.
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##name## How about you stop breathing for like 1 day?
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##name## Try provoking a tiger while you both are in a cage
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##name## Have you tried shooting yourself as high as 100m using a canon
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##name## You should try holding TNT in your mouth and igniting it
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##name## Try playing catch and throw with RDX its fun
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##name## I heard phogine is poisonous but i guess you wont mind inhaling it for fun
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##name## Try provoking a tiger while you both are in a cage.
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##name## Have you tried shooting yourself as high as 100m using a cannon?
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##name## You should try holding TNT in your mouth and igniting it.
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##name## Try playing catch and throw with nitroglycerin. It's fun
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##name## I heard phosgene is poisonous but I guess you won't mind inhaling it for fun.
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##name## Launch yourself into outer space while forgetting oxygen on Earth.
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##name## You shoukd try playing snake and ladders, with real snakes and no ladders.
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##name## You should try playing snake and ladders, with real snakes and no ladders.
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##name## Dance naked on a couple of HT wires.
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##name## Active Volcano is the best swimming pool for you.
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##name## An active volcano is the best swimming pool for you.
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##name## You shoulf try hot bath in a volcano.
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##name## Try to spend one day in a coffin and it will be yours forever.
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##name## Hit Uranium with a slow moving neutron in your presence. It will be a worthwhile experience.
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##name## You can be the first person to step on sun. Have a try.
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##name## You can be the first person to step on the sun. Have a try.
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